"Change can happen in a week"
Saying "can" is a copout. Insert "will" and own up to it.
"You don't go and fire people in the middle of a season, just because were not doing well"
Sure you can buddy. But to save face, it'll have to wait 7 more weeks. Brace yourself.
"We have a lot of coaches that other people want, I can assure you of that"
I can assure you that it's probably Northern Illinois, Toledo, Louisiana-Lafayette, Iowa State, etc.
Cally's comments - trying to get a square to fit into a circle, since day one.