There once was a high school football player being recruited by several of the top programs in the nation, and since he was extremely religious he wanted to go to one of the Church sponsored schools.
Well he took a visit to BYU and things were going great until he was asked what religion he was since that was one of the big factors as to if he would get a scholarship or not. After thinking for a moment he said that he was a Jesuit and was told that BYU would only take Mormons and the Dean of Admissions told him that he should look into Boston College.
He went to visit Boston College and once again things were looking good until he was asked what religion he was. After thinking again he responded Catholic, well the Athletic Director apologized and said that he should see if Notre Dame wanted him.
He makes the trip to South Bend and loved what he saw but when the visit was almost over, you guessed it, he got asked what religion he was. Well being asked this again and getting the previous answers wrong he got very angry and sounded off with a profanity laced response that would have made a sailor blush.
Shocked at what he heard, the President of the University, who happens to be a priest said, "Go to Colorado, they'll take you."