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How do you turn a phrase? turn of phrase (plural turns of phrase) (idiomatic) An expression which is worded in a distinctive way, especially one which is particularly memorable or artful.

Margaritaville. SO overplayed, every drunk at kareoke has to belt it out, pure hate from me.

Happy Birthday Don't get into a fight with the old lady tonight... wait, do, i want a good story.

Normally I'd say take the kid out back and shoot him, but that was a creepy 911 call. I hope they study him, run tests and find out what is wrong and what caused this. For a kid to snap like that, with no history is scary.

NU: 35 OSU: 27 PASS: 242 RUSH: 280

Well that didn't take very long...

I wish this clip was longer.

Sounds racist.

how did i miss this? IT WAS A GOOD ONE!!!

And you say 'good friend?' I say friend who is being led by his 'little general' into a trap set by a coniving, figure skating loving, female. Sooooooooo saaaaaaaaad. T_O_B Actually the bride was the friend. Groom was a Morman, hence no alcohol. Sooooo saaaaaaaaaad indeed.

Boom. Watching SNL. GOod stuff.

One of my good friends got married on game day. The reception started that night and so did Huskers vs Missouri. Reception was at a hotel, it was sad how empty the dance floor was and how full the gym room was (only room with a TV). It also didn't help that the reception had ZERO alcohol. REALLY? A WEDDING RECEPTION WITH NO ALCOHOL ON GAME DAY????

I keep hearing a damn clucking chicken. It's when the downs/yards graphic clicks down from the Score/Time ticker on the screen. Driving me NUTS! WTF! WHY ARE THEY DOING THAT!!????

I just had to punish my boy, now I feel bad.

<---- Jealous

Did you guys hear the announcers last saturday during that Fresno St game? "Were you ever in a game where you were dominated so much by another team?" "Well I played for Florida, so... wait, no we did get beat pretty bad my Nebraska in the 95 champoinship game, that wasn't very good" I bet colorado fans LOVED hearing that as they watched their Buffs get manhandled.

BOOM

I'm thankful that we have enough talent for running backs that we don't have to force Rex to come back before he is ready. I would hate for him to be injured further because we didn't have enough confidence in our running game. Rest up and put him in when he is 100%, anything else is unacceptable.

He has been a great QB and leader so far this year. I can't wait to see what he is like late in the season AND next year.

I would have never believed this. That is sad. I feel for those players who worked so hard and this is how they are greeted.

Wife just asked "What the hell are you giggling at?" Thank you colorado, you bring joy to my household on this beautiful saturday night.

Stafford was a beast today. Loved his intensity. Also Abdullah was said to be a "between the tackles" type runner by the announcers. He seemed to break a LOT of tackles today and got the extra yards after initial hit. He played great today.

I was really hoping this was a real thread, made by a real troll. Really.