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I don't think Miles is going anywhere. If he really wanted the Michigan job that bad, he never would have agreed to a contract extension Unless he just wanted to end the speculation, and eliminate the possibility of it being a distraction heading into the National Championship game.

I would think it'd be easier for LSU to lure Jimbo out of his deal to coach FSU sometime down the road than it would be for them to get Bo from a place where he's the coach now.

Can I vote for Danny Ganz?

Would you mind if I shoot it with a BB gun on the 26th? I thought it was just me who hated the blow up wigger.. long live herbie or harry .just stop with lil red. Yeah its funny to giggle at the retard .But Christ on a pony. There are limits Wigger, huh? You're a f'ing moron. Your warning level has been increased due to your violation of the Board's rules against personal attacks on other members. A second violation will result in a temporary ban. A third violation will result in a permanent ban. So, we have someone on here say wigger, I call him out, and I'm in trouble for it? Are you freaking kidding me? As far as I'm concerned, using the word wigger is exactly the same as using the 'n' word. Give me an f'ing break, dude. Oh yeah, and please don't interpret my last post as an "attack" on anyone. It wasn't. Just stating my case, I guess.

Would you mind if I shoot it with a BB gun on the 26th? I thought it was just me who hated the blow up wigger.. long live herbie or harry .just stop with lil red. Yeah its funny to giggle at the retard .But Christ on a pony. There are limits Wigger, huh? You're a f'ing moron. Your warning level has been increased due to your violation of the Board's rules against personal attacks on other members. A second violation will result in a temporary ban. A third violation will result in a permanent ban. So, we have someone on here say wigger, I call him out, and I'm in trouble for it? Are you freaking kidding me? As far as I'm concerned, using the word wigger is exactly the same as using the 'n' word. Give me an f'ing break, dude.

Would you mind if I shoot it with a BB gun on the 26th? I thought it was just me who hated the blow up wigger.. long live herbie or harry .just stop with lil red. Yeah its funny to giggle at the retard .But Christ on a pony. There are limits Wigger, huh? You're a f'ing moron.

I want the Devaney/Rodgers/Tagge autographed lithograph.

How good was Tommie? This good...

Jackballers, huh? Awesome.

What the f#*k world did you live in during the 90's?

Florida St., I believe.

I agree we've got decent talent, but I'm not overly impressed with it, and I can't imagine Pelini is either considering where he just left. You've heard Osborne say it himself several times, that our ralent is "reasonable". We've got good players, but not as good as some people think. That said, Pelini should be able to put them in the right places and position, and all of a sudden they will look a lot better, much like the "untalented" team he took over in '03, and now a good number of those guys are making an impact in the NFL. OK, so I just totally wasted my time by contradicting my original point. Whatever.

A few more tidbits about Bo... "Bo Pelini is the father of every kid in this town!" "Bo Pelini once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!" "One time I was with Bo Pelini in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Pelini goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Bo Pelini! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Bopelini' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'" "He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!" "His poop is used as currency in Argentina." "He sweats Gatorade" "He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health." "He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!" "I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury." "He sheds his skin once a year." "He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Pelini!" "I once saw him eat a whole live chicken." "His favorite movie is 'One on One' with Robby Benson." "He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that." "Bo Pelini was a two ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball!" "Did I ever tell you about the time Pelini took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Pelini takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Pelini yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'" "He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road." "He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child." "They found $60 in change in his stomach." "He did all the makeup on the 'Planet of the Apes' movie." "He grew a 3rd arm and kept it in a vault." "Pelini drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'" "They say Gene Roddenbery got the idea for Star Trek from listening to Pelini talk in his sleep." "He date raped David Bowie." "He once inhaled a seagull." "The Pope told him it was ok to have a mistress." "It was the sight of Pelini's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane." "He once had sex with a cigarette machine." "He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident." "He uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel." "He once ate the Bible while water skiing." "He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls." "He sired a baseball team.. an orchestra if you count the bastards!" "You know, he would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe!" "He has dandruff the size of mice!" "He jogged with a fridge on his back!" "Bo Pelini was a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!" "His first name is Bo! ....... I'm drunk." "He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi." "He orchestrated the merger between Unicef and Smith & Wessen." "He went public with his own buttocks and made $7 million." "Did I ever tell you about the time Pelini went hunting? Pelini decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machette. They all begged for their lives...except Fleagle." "We once had a bachelor party for Pelini. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it." "Pelini once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart." "He has a toenail on the end of his penis." "Pelini once got his wife pregnant and she gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms." "Pelini's family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong." "Pelini ranked 18th in the AP College Football Pool." "Did I ever tell you about the time Bo Pelini was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Pelini chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews." "He breastfeeds John Madden." "Pelini named the group Sha-Na-Na. They did NOT want to be called that." "If you drop a phonograph needle on Pelini's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' 'Pet Sounds.'" "They use Pelini's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee stadium." "Pelini directed that commercial where the women play basketball in high heels." "All the 'Yes' album covers are Pelini family photos." "He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom." "Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Pelini said it would've happened sometime." "Pelini's semen can form into a liquid human - like the guy from 'Terminator 2'" "Pelini still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films." "He thinks then iron man is gay." "He framed Roger Rabbit." "He gave a handjob to a manta ray."

Wow, that really sucked.

I like Nebraska.

Sorry, I'm not putting any play that happened for '02-'07 on this list. Nothing that memorable or significant occurred in that time span. My list for the '00's would be Crouch's run against Mizzou, and Crouch's catch vs. OU, both in '01. That's it. Maybe Taylor to Purify to win A&M in '06...MAYBE.

Sorry, I'm not putting any play that happened for '02-'07 on this list. Nothing that memorable or significant occurred in that time span. My list for the '00's would be Crouch's run against Mizzou, and Crouch's catch vs. OU, both in '01. That's it.

Um, Vince Young never won a Heisman.

The fact that some of you are actually researching to find out if this has any legitimacy is retarded.

What, are Louisville and Rutgers looking to flush successful programs down the toilet as well?

I've heard Frost was not going to be offered a position on the staff.

There's still plenty of good candidates out there for Arkansas. Seeing what Callahan has done with his last 2 head coaching opportunities, I just can't see anyone hiring him as a head coach for a very long time. Maybe I'm wrong.

NOBODY is hiring Callahan as a head coach.

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