Doctor Tom

We gave up less than 600 yards

11. Melissa Midwest

Another great one. Omaha is also one of the few areas to have Taco Bell's waffle taco. It's unfortunate that so many of our biggest draws are food related.

Cooper learned that headbutting is illegal. Who'da thunk it?

No, I'm not when the post comes from somebody who has been around here for a while and has managed to post less than 100 posts. Had you or anybody else done it, it'd be okay. If it makes you feel any better, I have to have approval from a moderator before my posts get shown. I think its because I called somebody "my friend". Or because I haven't donated $5. To be honest I haven't exactly figured it out yet. Thanks for the warm welcome though. Next time don't leave your sense of humor at the door.

Get the hell out of here. Yeesh. You alright buddy?

8. Free pickles. Surprised that's allowed by the NCAA. Impermissible pickles is a serious problem in today's college football landscape.

It's one of the stages of depression. Can anybody tell me what I should expect next?

Nebraska has done nothing noteworthy for a loooong time. Time to wake up my friend. "But....but....but...we were one second away from being Big 12 champs in 2009!"

Never underestimate the value of free corn. That's how we get all our biggest recruits.

7. We have sensitive fans that won't badmouth (edit: criticize) you because they too have a fetish for mediocrity

1. Get to wear black uniforms for one blowout per year 2. Play in front of 90,000 fans for three quarters. 3. iPads in lockers 4. Strange fetish for mediocrity That's all I got. Am I missing anything?

Ever hear of the Gus Johnson effect??? I'm a fan of Gus but also a little superstitious so I'd rather not have him do any of our games.

Barring injury, what's the over/under on the number of yards Taylor will end up amassing in his career? 9,500?

Yeah, credit to Taylor there. Huge play.

Alright, obviously Taylor's TD run and his TD pass to kyler were huge, but in terms of pure "badassery" Rex wins it with this one in my opinion: http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=8443515 Absolutely manhandles the defender for 15 straight yards. As Stanton tweeted last night, I've never seen somebody hold a stiff arm that long. Just talking offensive PotG here btw, and sorry but not sure how to embed the video.

Really don't see why people don't like Herbie except for the fact that he didn't think we had the two best teams in CFB history. Get over it. Always thought he has been very fair to us when he has commentated and on game day. Today he said that we'll have to see how Taylor's throwing holds up when he is under pressure. Wow he really hates Nebraska....even picked us to win because of our complex defense! What a jerk!

YOU SIR...are embarrassing to show to visiting fans. You just outed yourself as the man who made the video! There's no denying it now!

You can keep Sirius and still have an awesome video. Just look at the 2009 video. One song for a pump up video and Sirius for the actual tunnel walk. I'm not big on Sirius either btw.

If this is the level of the current talent at Huskervision they definitely need to go with an outside hire. That's embarrassing to show to visiting fans.

If you think the rules of this forum are a joke, you're welcome to post elsewhere. I'm aware, thanks. While I'm at it I'll post callahans tweet without citing it too. I know, sounds wild doesn't it? Hope I don't get sued.

Ive read it before and still think its an absolute joke. Most of us are part of forums much bigger and much smaller than this one that have no qualms about posting articles. It's annoying to have to have to leave the forums just to read an article.

Yeah for some reason this board takes citing sources as seriously as 9th grade English class.

If you put a video up for other people to watch you better be prepared to-**gasp**- have those people voice their opinion.

Gotta love his sense of entitlement. Sad.