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Are you one of those blue hairs who always bitches at people & spews that "down in front" crap?

Police: Man Admits To Sex With Cat Before Tossing It From Window 30-Year-Old Charged With Animal Torture, Bestiality COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa -- A Council Bluffs man faces several charges after witnesses told police he threw a cat from a seventh-floor apartment window with his pants down. On Wednesday morning, officers were called to 455 W. Broadway for a report of someone tossing a cat from an apartment and exposing himself. According to the police report, officers found a gray cat, which later died, bleeding and barely breathing near the sidewalk. Witnesses told police they saw a man expose himself from the seventh floor of an apartment building across the street. They told police he then threw the cat out the window. Officers identified the apartment from which the witnesses said the cat was thrown and made contact with a man inside. The 29-year-old man, identified as Gerardo Martinez, answered the door shirtless with his pants down, the police report said. Officers asked him to pull his pants up and asked him about the cat. Martinez, who admitted to using meth, first denied having a cat, police said. Later, he changed his story and told police his boyfriend threw the cat from the window three hours prior, police said. When police told Martinez that witnesses said the cat was thrown more recently, he said he attempted to have sex with the cat and then threw it out the window, along with a pornographic DVD, police said. Police arrested Martinez and witnesses identified him as the man from the window. Martinez -- who turned 30 on Thursday -- has been charged with animal torture, bestiality and indecent exposure, according to the Pottawattamie County attorney. He's being held in the Pottawattamie County Jail and faces up to five years in jail if convicted. Read more: http://www.ketv.com/news/28767896/detail.html#ixzz1U6pUKRtI

Girl's lemonade stand shut down CORALVILLE, Iowa (AP) — Police closed down a lemonade stand in Coralville last week, telling its 4-year-old operator and her dad that she didn't have a permit. An officer told Abigail Krutsinger's father Friday that she couldn't run the stand as RAGBRAI bicyclers poured into Coralville. A city ordinance says food vendors must apply for a permit and get a health inspection. Abigail's dad, Dustin Krutsinger, said the ordinance and its enforcers are going too far if they force a 4-year-old to abandon her lemonade stand.

How early did you start drinking on Saturday? Good God man.

Of course, that's how the game works-his agent is going to make KC sweat it out until the very end, and then he will take the $8-9 mil that they settle on.

Emailed & asked what carriers have the WrongWhoren network. Nice form letter. Answer=NONE! Thanks for reaching out. The Longhorn Network launches August 26, 2011. The 24-hour University of Texas network will televise 200 University of Texas events annually. Action includes a variety of men's and women’s basketball games – some won’t be televised elsewhere - at least one exclusive football game and Olympic sports coverage, pregame and postgame shows for football and basketball games, coaches' shows for every sport Texas sponsors, university news, coverage of lectures and visiting speakers along with commencement ceremonies and other daily programming. We are currently in active discussions with providers and hope to reach an agreement soon. Please call your cable operator and request they add the Longhorn Network and visit getlonghornnetwork.com to register your request. Sincerely, Sean ESPN Viewer Response

Bits of it are mentioned in Chip Browns Twitter feed, but those comments were apparently taken from his show

$150k/month per cable company-nice try Stolen from a KU board "This is basically what Chip Brown says on his show today..... you know the drill. (Confirmed by CNBC) ESPN says that they will not recoup the $300 million paid out to the Longhorns. * Not a single cable or dish provider has picked up on LHN, and we are 4 weeks away from launch. *ESPN is now trying to convince Texas to restructure their deal and rebrand LHN as Big 12 Network *Dodds is considering the above because they really think TAMU would walk to the SEC over this. Hence why pushing the High School angle was so big by ESPN." This whole thing is getting stuck right up their azz, and I love it!

Wow, made it 3 whole innings huh?

Even Jim Cantore is hanging out in Counciltucky waiting for it to hit the fan

As far as I'm concerned, Beebe can get aids and die.

Abdul "bullet in the butt" was a pretty well known Compton banger. As far as Veland, well-I would say that there's more to the story. "About 16 hours before Veland was shot, his uncle, Steven L. Veland, 54, was involved in an incident in which a man was cut in the hand following a fight. Steven Veland was arrested on suspicion of felony assault and use of a weapon. The injured man, Anthony C. McDade, 56, refused medical treatment. The incident happened about 5:20 a.m. Monday at a home near 40th Street and Lafayette Avenue." http://www.omaha.com/article/20110615/NEWS97/706159880/1009#veland-has-surgery-after-gunshot

Well, religious leaders are professional exploiters of the weak & vulnerable-so this may be more dead on than you realize. Think about it.

I read it as being that Sipple dropped it as soon as Green mentioned getting to the NFL. Kind of an implied sarcastic "Okay then"

Quite a little underhanded shot at Green ""I'm open for now -- just looking," he said. Is he in search of a program that runs a certain style of offense? "I guess one that can get me to the next level," he said. I stopped there, for now. Let the kid fish."

For starters, the reporter is a moron for referring to HIM as a she. You were born with a cawk, you are a dude. If you chop it off and cut yourself a gash, then you have become an IT.

And if it's not resolved by the 2nd week of August, you won't be able to get hooked up with anyone else for a good month, because the line at all of them will be miles long.

and now it's official

He has until Aug. 15th to accept or reject their offer.

WTF are you talking about?????? First of all, he's a homebody who(at least according to his mother & sister), doesn't sound at all like he's ready to dive into the real world. Well, that barrier pretty much just got thrown out the window with him being drafted by KC. That is an absolute DREAM situation for him. As far as Colorado, I guess you missed the fact that they were in the world series in 2007. Not to mention that as a hitter, it's the best place in the world to inflate your stats. Somebody has been smoking too much of that Oregon hippy hay. Christ

Well, Clarett was interviewed in the last week and claimed that he made a bunch of that stuff up because his ghetto azz had been thrown to the curb. I don't buy it-I suspect he got some death threats or a wad of cash to shut his piehole. The guy makes LP look like a Rhodes scholar.

LSU in a no brainer

Before you get too excited... Miles (from Google Maps): Lincoln to Dallas: 640 Miles Lincoln to Indy: 641 Miles Austin to Dallas: 199 Miles Columbus to Indy: 176 Miles Just saying.... Well, they weren't going to have it in F'ing Des Moines-that this should have been a given. Besides, Columbus is a non issue for the next few years anyhow, and it might be longer than that. I don't understand this response... Lincoln is on the far western edge of the conference and OSU is going on probation/bowl ban/CCG ban(?) for several years. Capisce?