How do you castrate a Buff Fan???

[Blackshirtsguru]

Kick his sister in the chin!!

[HUSKERJIMMY]

Kick his sister in the chin!!

[gamecocks]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chef K]

You know your'e a sCUm fan when your mothers cell number has nothing to do with a phone.

[ttheKid1*18]

You know your'e a sCUm fan when your mothers cell number has nothing to do with a phone.

[Bigjake17]

You know your'e a sCUm fan when your mothers cell number has nothing to do with a phone.

lmfao

[huskerdavo]

Kick his sister in the chin!!

roxors i hate sCUm

[Bigjake17]

New Colorado Quarters Recalled

 

(WASHINGTON, DC)--If any of you are collecting the new state quarters, you may have to wait a while for the Colorado ones.

 

The US Treasury has announced they are recalling the new Colorado quarters. "We are recalling all of the new Colorado quarters that were recently issued," Treasury Undersecretary Russell Shackelford said in a press conference Monday.

 

"This comes in the wake of numerous reports to this agency that the quarters will not work in parking meters, toll booths, vending machines, pay phones, or other coin- operated devices. We believe the problem lies in a design flaw," said Skackelford.

 

The winning design for the Colorado quarter was submitted by University of Colorado at Boulder student William Doutrieux.

 

"Apparently, the duct tape holding the two dimes and nickel together keeps jamming the coin-operated devices."

[BIGREDIOWAN]

Great thread!!!!!

[huskerdavo]

So does anyone think ASU has a change against the mighty puffaloes?

[Chef K]

You know your'e a sCUm fan when the fancy salad bowls in your house all say "cool whip" on them.

[hskrfannnwk]

A farmer outside of Boulder was working his cattle one day when he

heard faint music coming from nearby. After hunting about for a

time, he discovered the sound was loudest near one particular

calf, and was even louder near the calf's tail. Putting his head

close to the calf's hind end, he heard the University of

Colorado's fight song

 

Amazed, he put the calf in the truck and drove the animal to a

vet in Boulder. When the vet asked him what was going on, the

farmer told him.

The vet went around behind the calf and gave a listen. He

casually agreed he heard the University

of Colorado's fight song but didn't

seem particularly excited.

 

"Man, this is unbelievable! How can you stand there and not be

amazed?"

the farmer asked. The vet, a third generation University of

Nebraska graduate, said, "Hell, Bud, I'm a Cornhusker and I've

been listening to a$$hole$ sing that song my whole life."

[rawhide]

That is too good. I may change it to SC sheep or something out here for the alumni to chew on.

 

GBR