husker rob Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 i would like to read some of the boards best "Your Mother" sayings i know alot of them but i am sure that there are plenty more from the people of the board. I will start the thread off with "Your Mother is so fat, the last time she saw 90210, was when she stepped on the scale. Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted October 20, 2006 Author Share Posted October 20, 2006 how about "Your mother is so fat, the bitch sat on a rainbow and Skittles shot out her ass" Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 "yo momma is so fat that she uses frosty the snowman as a douch" Quote Link to comment
BornNBredRed Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Your mother is not a very respectable woman. Quote Link to comment
DJR313 Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Yo momma's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license. Quote Link to comment
huskeraddict Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Yo momma's so dumb she married yo daddy Quote Link to comment
808Husker in KCMO Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 Your mother is not a very respectable woman. That hurts man. Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted October 21, 2006 Author Share Posted October 21, 2006 Your momma's so fat, she eats with a satalite dish Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 yo mommas so fat she has her own global defense system Quote Link to comment
HSKRNOKC Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 Yo mammas so fat...she uses a micro wave for a beeper. Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted October 21, 2006 Author Share Posted October 21, 2006 your momma is so nasty, she's got dreadlocks on her a-hole Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 yo mommas so ugly she looks like bernard Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 Yo mommas so stupid she is rooting for texass Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted October 23, 2006 Author Share Posted October 23, 2006 yo momma's so stupid, she went to DR. DRE for a pap smear Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Your momma's so fat her belly button has an echo!!! Quote Link to comment
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