AUalum_04 Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Wow.......I can only imagine where this is heading.......... You guys are ridiculous.....I LOVE IT!!!!!!! Come party with us on the Plains!!!!! Cold Beer for everybody....nobody's gotta die... Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 what does a woman do when she leaves the "Center for Abused Women"?????????????? the dishes if she knows what is good for her...........................now get me a beer biatch Man that's f'd up!!!! Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?????????????????? nothing you already told here twice Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Why does the bride always wear white? You want all the appliances to match Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 why do men get married????????? they need someone to carry sperm from the bedroom to the bathroom Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Oh these are great I'm crying here.......... Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted December 10, 2006 Author Share Posted December 10, 2006 Ah what the hell........... Joe and Bill are out fishing and sipping beer while discussing football and NASCAR. All of a sudden Joe says, "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over 6 months." Bill sips his beer and says, "You better think it over, women like that are hard to find." Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 how many men does it take to change a light bulb none let the bitch cook in the dark Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted December 10, 2006 Author Share Posted December 10, 2006 The Beer Effect Yesterday, scientists for Health America suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned. Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 Definition of a woman............ Life support for a vagina Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted December 10, 2006 Author Share Posted December 10, 2006 How do you repair a woman's watch? You don't need to. There is a clock on the oven. Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Definition of a woman............ Life support for a vagina Now THAT'S awesome!!! Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 how many men does it take to open a beer???????? none, the bitch better have it open when she brings it to me Quote Link to comment
HuskerJosh82 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 It is definatley the mans fault in this case. Who, in their right mind would have warm beer in their house? The second you get beer, you put it in the fridge, or in the freezer for faster consumption. There should be no warm beer in any mans house and, the second you get beer, you put it in the fridge. Man law! Quote Link to comment
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