Why Men's Letter Are Rarely Published In "Dear Abby"

[AR Husker Fan]

Dear Abby,

 

I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

 

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

 

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

 

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

 

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

 

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

 

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

 

 

Thanks, Bob

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

OOOOh wow.........NICE!

[husker rob]

i would be pissed about the oil leak also. but wtf does Abby know about motorcycles in the first place. she wouldnt have been able to answer the question anyway

[BIGREDIOWAN]

[rawhide]

A man has to have a strong sign. There ya go.

[huskeraddict]

[Nicole]

lmao!

[Hawkeyehusker]

That's great. At least he has his priorities straight.

[Touchdown Tommie]

 

I love it!!!!