slacker Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, of $1000.00 you would have less than $5.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle......... It's called the 401-Keg Plan. Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Finally! Investing for the common man! Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Damn!! I need to take all those trash bags full of cans in my garage to the recycling center! Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Great investments advice...............I'm going to invest a litte Wednesday then. Quote Link to comment
HSKRNOKC Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Wonderful advice that I plan to follow to the T! Quote Link to comment
Touchdown Tommie Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Who needs a financial planner when you have Slacker??? Quote Link to comment
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