AR Husker Fan Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 God Said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me." Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do you want me to do?" God said, "Go down into that valley." Adam said, "What's a valley?" God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river." Adam said, "What's a river?" God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill......." Adam said, "What is a hill?" So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave" Adam said, "What's a cave?" After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman." Adam said, "What's a woman?" So God explained that to him, too. Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce." Adam said, "How do I do that?" God first said (under his breath), "Geez....." And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well. So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman. Then, in about five minutes, he was back. God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?" And Adam said, "What's a headache?" Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Zing!! Quote Link to comment
admo Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 that one never gets old Quote Link to comment
HuskerNCo Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 um...yeah it does...we really do get 'headaches', sometimes...occassionally..maybe...anyway... ya know we all can't be 'up' at the same time... us women need our rest too... Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 most of the time us men dont really care if you want to sleep through it or not. we can always cover you up when we are done. Quote Link to comment
HuskerNCo Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 smart ass... you men must think alike... not that is a bad thing...and you do care, admit it... and we do appreciate the 'cover' Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Must........not........tell...........joke.........must..........fight........the urge......CAN'T......STOP.... How do you know when a woman is about to say something really clever? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me.." Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 why do women wear white at weddings???????? it is important for the dishwasher to match the stove and refridgerator Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 and so it begins!!!! Quote Link to comment
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