So today at work............

[gamecocks]

I was standing around the front desk with a few other co-workers just B.S.ing. When we happened to notice a man walking out if front of the building smoking a cigarette. All of a sudden we see him slip and fall on the ice and disappear behind a vehicle. We all kind of just stood there for a moment and were waiting to see him stand up and continue on his way. But after a few seconds, we realized that he was not getting up so we went outside to see if he was alright. When we got to him, we asked "are you alright" and he responded "yeah, but I broke my cigarette and I wanted to try to finish it before it was ruined." We all kind of thought that it was odd that he was more concerned about his cigarette than to hurry to stand up and avoid embarrassment.

[BIGREDIOWAN]

That's addiction for ya............

[cmb23]

If that guy is a father and his house catches on fire....I feel sorry for that kid.

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Thats pretty funny

[Nigel87]

Something similar to that happened to me at school yesterday at school. So I take the commuter train, and was walking down a sidewalk down a hill to catch the train. I hear the crossing bells start to ring and the gates coming down. So I start running, otherwise I'd have to wait 10 minutes for the next train. Well cowboy boots don't have the best handling on ice and I fell hard on my a$$. I'm sitting there on the sidewalk, both legs straight out and the first thing I think is 'I missed the damn train'. A girl that I passed asked me if I was ok, and I said "I'm fine, except I missed my train."

 

Turns out it was a train leaving the station (going the other direction -Northbound) when I wanted a train coming into the station (Southbound). But I did have a good laugh at myself after I saw the train going Northbound (and I'm sure everyone else around had a good laugh too).

[cmb23]

Something similar to that happened to me at school yesterday at school. So I take the commuter train, and was walking down a sidewalk down a hill to catch the train. I hear the crossing bells start to ring and the gates coming down. So I start running, otherwise I'd have to wait 10 minutes for the next train. Well cowboy boots are don't have the best handling on ice and I fell hard on my a$$. I'm sitting there on the sidewalk, both legs straight out and the first thing I think is 'I missed the damn train'. A girl that I passed asked me if I was ok, and I said "I'm fine, except I missed my train."

 

Turns out it was a train leaving the station (going the other direction -Northbound) when I wanted a train coming into the station (Southbound). But I did have a good laugh at myself after I saw the train going Northbound (and I'm sure everyone else around had a good laugh too).

 

Sounds like the beginning of a porn....

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Something similar to that happened to me at school yesterday at school. So I take the commuter train, and was walking down a sidewalk down a hill to catch the train. I hear the crossing bells start to ring and the gates coming down. So I start running, otherwise I'd have to wait 10 minutes for the next train. Well cowboy boots are don't have the best handling on ice and I fell hard on my a$$. I'm sitting there on the sidewalk, both legs straight out and the first thing I think is 'I missed the damn train'. A girl that I passed asked me if I was ok, and I said "I'm fine, except I missed my train."

 

Turns out it was a train leaving the station (going the other direction -Northbound) when I wanted a train coming into the station (Southbound). But I did have a good laugh at myself after I saw the train going Northbound (and I'm sure everyone else around had a good laugh too).

 

Sounds like the beginning of a porn....

 

Wait........so she wanted to run "the train" on you and some other guys? or is it the other way around? I can never remember

[huskernumerouno]

don't smoke weed with willy anymore