BIGREDIOWAN Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shoping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets. Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 I have resorted to buying cases of Wal-Mart nylon wallets and a open tab at the DMV. Quote Link to comment
HuskerNCo Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 Such a male response! Thanks for the laugh!!! And I did laugh out loud although no one heard me...the better half is snoozin' I so needed a laugh today! Getting more snow at my house!!! Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 i posted it before, and i had my wallet stolen a few times, and i am going to try and get it stolen again this weekend Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted February 2, 2007 Author Share Posted February 2, 2007 I figured you would have posted that if any one had Rob........... Quote Link to comment
Nigel87 Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 I got a good laugh (which isn't a good thing, I'm in an Ethics class right now) I was at the 'Repo Depot' the other day, and I didn't see any of these girls. Guess I have to start shopping at a different location! Quote Link to comment
kc_husker Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 I got a good laugh (which isn't a good thing, I'm in an Ethics class right now) I was at the 'Repo Depot' the other day, and I didn't see any of these girls. Guess I have to start shopping at a different location! There working the Lowe's parking lots now Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 I stopped carrying wallets and I just leave the money on the dash board. However, the other day I noticed one of them had a cold sore............ah f*** it..... Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 advise her to use a medicated lip balm Quote Link to comment
admo Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 That was hilarious BRI! Damn. Quote Link to comment
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