AR Husker Fan Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Rawhide joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and Rawhide immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?" Rawhide replies, "No, what do you mean?" She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her. Later, Rawhide continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?!" says the hairy man. “No, what do you mean?" asks Rawhide. "It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me." With that, the huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him. Rawhide staggers back to the colony office where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist. "May I help you?" she asks. Rawhide yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee." "But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities." Rawhide replies, "Listen lady, at my age I only get an erection once a month. I fart 15 times a day. "I'm outta here!!!" Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Rawhide.......I had no idea!!!! Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 wait wait wait I didn't no no really actually I fart 20-30 x a day but 2 erections a month dammit oooooo AR u so gonna get it now. well maybe Quote Link to comment
HuskerNCo Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 I laughed out loud...too bad no one heard me!! lol That is so funny!!! Quote Link to comment
HuskerNCo Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 Oh and I get 'it' way more than twice per rmonth... geez...lucky me! Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 Oh and I get 'it' way more than twice per rmonth... geez...lucky me! self satisfaction does not count Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 Oh and I get 'it' way more than twice per rmonth... geez...lucky me! self satisfaction does not count WARNING WARNING!!!! Thread about to take a dangerous turn!!!! Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 you're not supposed to count? Quote Link to comment
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.