Rawhide At The Nudist Colony

AR Husker Fan · March 23, 2007

Rawhide joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and Rawhide immediately gets an erection.

The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?"

Rawhide replies, "No, what do you mean?"

She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me."

Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

Later, Rawhide continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts.

Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?!" says the hairy man.

“No, what do you mean?" asks Rawhide.

"It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me."

With that, the huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him. Rawhide staggers back to the colony office where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist. "May I help you?" she asks.

Rawhide yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee."

"But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."

Rawhide replies, "Listen lady, at my age I only get an erection once a month. I fart 15 times a day. "I'm outta here!!!"