Necava Husker Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand to buy a paper and asks sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35," was the reply. "I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling quite pleased. After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question. The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29". "I am actually 47." Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age." No one was around, so the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants. Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47." Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?" The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds." Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 This means Great Gam Gam really was a whore! Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 Least she was batting for the other team. oh sorry drowning you're not jealous are you? Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 Never realized that HuskerNCo was 85 years old... BAWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Quote Link to comment
HuskerNCo Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 Never realized that HuskerNCo was 85 years old... BAWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ha ha...so not funny! I say 'Go Grandma!' take it where you can get it. Quote Link to comment
MCAT800 Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 Dirty Grandma, YIKES!!! Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 Least she was batting for the other team. oh sorry drowning you're not jealous are you? SECURITY!!! Thread Kill Count: 5 Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 HuskerNco do you want to guess my age. Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 HuskerNco do you want to guess my age. be careful there bro, she might just do some removal of the twins and you probably wont like that much Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 HuskerNco do you want to guess my age. be careful there bro, she might just do some removal of the twins and you probably wont like that much Worse, still is - he might... Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 HuskerNco do you want to guess my age. be careful there bro, she might just do some removal of the twins and you probably wont like that much Worse, still is - he might... yeah he just might Quote Link to comment
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