huskernumerouno Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Senior Sex A Florida couple, both well into their 80's, goes to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?' The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.' He thanks them for coming, >wishes them good luck, charges them $50, and says good-bye. The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment; they have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, and then leave. Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?' The old man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98, and the Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare. Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Nice, killing two birds with one stone. Sticking it to "the man" and his wife! Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 cant get him for insurance fraud Quote Link to comment
tattooedhusker Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 Boww-chika-bowww-wowww Quote Link to comment
HuskersNow Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 Boww-chika-bowww-wowww My thoughts exactly. Quote Link to comment
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