A FINE EXPLANATION-JOKE

[Roxy]

A FINE EXPLANATION!

 

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making

love to a very attractive young woman.

 

And was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare

you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children ! I'm

leaving you. I want a divorce straight away !"

 

And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell

you what happened." "Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, " but they'll be the last

words you'll say to me!"

 

And the husband began --

 

"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here

asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took

pity on her and let her into the car.

 

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me

that she hadn't eaten for three days ! So, in my compassion, I brought her

home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you

wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured

them in moments.

 

Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was

doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw

them away.

 

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had

for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave

her the underwear that was your anniversary present,which you don't use

because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you

for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those

boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone

at work has a pair the same."

 

The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for

my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me

with tears in her eyes and said, " Please do you have anything else that your

wife doesn't use?"

[Husker Hunyock]

 

 

And then he should have said, "Here have some wine."

[MCAT800]

 

 

And then he should have said, "Here have some wine."

 

Why??? he already got what he wanted

[husker rob]

[BIGREDIOWAN]

That's great...............................I'm using that one!!!!!

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

That's great...............................I'm using that one!!!!!

Uh-oh...

[HuskerNCo]

That's great...............................I'm using that one!!!!!

Uh-oh...

Would that be the same as "use it or lose it?" I'm just askin'

[huskernumerouno]

That's great...............................I'm using that one!!!!!

Drowning, DO NOT accept a ride from BRI. with your desire to wear womens clothes, you might just be in trouble

[BIGREDIOWAN]

That's great...............................I'm using that one!!!!!

Drowning, DO NOT accept a ride from BRI. with your desire to wear womens clothes, you might just be in trouble

Drowning your dead to me now!!!!!

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

That's great...............................I'm using that one!!!!!

Drowning, DO NOT accept a ride from BRI. with your desire to wear womens clothes, you might just be in trouble

Drowning your dead to me now!!!!!

What'd I do??!!

[HuskerNCo]

you poor thing...

[husker rob]

That's great...............................I'm using that one!!!!!

Drowning, DO NOT accept a ride from BRI. with your desire to wear womens clothes, you might just be in trouble

Drowning your dead to me now!!!!!

What'd I do??!!

dont play stupid with us, you know exactly what you did

[husker rob]

you poor thing...

stop babying him, he has to grow up sometime

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Is it might fault that BRI finds me attractive when I wear a short skirt and a tube top?

[huskernumerouno]

sick bastard