Landlord Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Sam Keller can believe it's not butter. You heard it hear first! Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 there is an energy drink made from Sam Kellers urine, it is called RedBull Quote Link to comment
skersOVRsc Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Sam Keller created the sun. Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Sam Keller doesnt 'Pop' his collar, shirts get an erection when he puts them on Quote Link to comment
Landlord Posted August 9, 2007 Author Share Posted August 9, 2007 When Sam Keller jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets "Sam Keller". Quote Link to comment
pigsonthewing Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 the primary export of Sam Keller is Touchdowns. Quote Link to comment
huskeraddict Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Sam Keller is related to Helen Keller. In fact, Helen Keller became blind when Sam threw her a pass. Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Drowning's girlfriend says that Sam Keller is NOT hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Sam Keller Quote Link to comment
Landlord Posted August 9, 2007 Author Share Posted August 9, 2007 Sam Keller is related to Helen Keller. In fact, Helen Keller became blind when Sam threw her a pass. And she became deaf when he shouted at her for stealing his parking spot. Quote Link to comment
skersOVRsc Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Sam Keller was bitten by a spider during a field trip, gained super powers and has dedicated his life to jumping from school to school saving programs from mediocrity. Quote Link to comment
pigsonthewing Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears a Sam Keller jersey. Quote Link to comment
papersun87 Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 I wondered when this would weasel it's way over here from Facebook. Sam Keller wears an athletic cup, not to protect himself, but the other team. Quote Link to comment
pigsonthewing Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Sam Keller is the only person in the world who is able to email a touchdown pass. Quote Link to comment
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