OmahaPoohBear Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 i love reading your positive, well thought, insightful, honest, truthful posts. Thank you, Rob. Quote Link to comment
pigsonthewing Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Sam Keller can get a royal flush with 2 cards. Quote Link to comment
Foppa Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 All changed their last name to 'Keller.' Yes, even posthumously. Quote Link to comment
Foppa Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Sam Keller was the backup at ASU before quitting on them. Oh wait, that's true............. Sam Keller was the ASU starter before coach Koetter quit on him. Quote Link to comment
tattooedhusker Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Sam Keller owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 2006 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno. Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Sam Keller's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. Quote Link to comment
huskernation20 Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Sam Keller got John David Booty(buddy)'s girlfriend pregnant...when they did the ultrasound on her....the baby was stiking the Heisman Pose! No Blood Work needed here.....its Sam's!!!! Quote Link to comment
bethelbacker Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Sam Keller owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 2006 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno. Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Sam Keller's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. That is f'in hilarious Quote Link to comment
pigsonthewing Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Sam Keller was once a knight in King Arthur's court, he was known as Sir Touchdown. Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 i love reading your positive, well thought, insightful, honest, truthful posts. Thank you, Rob. Don't go away mad........................just go away!!!! If you play stairway to heaven backwards you can hear Sam Keller banging you sister!!! Quote Link to comment
papersun87 Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 They've got one of these on Facebook? Link please... Actually, it's a group called "Sam Keller For Heisman" where all the officers' titles are phrases like these. Quote Link to comment
cmb23 Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Sam Keller does not lift weights, the weights move for Sam Keller. Quote Link to comment
cmb23 Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Despite being the icons for different religions, there is one thing that God, Allah and Buddah have in common...they have a Sam Keller poster on their wall. Quote Link to comment
cmb23 Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Sam Keller does not have a 'flavor saver' It is a patch of chest hair handed down from Zeus Quote Link to comment
HuskerJosh82 Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Sam Keller can divide by zero. Quote Link to comment
huskerstag Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Sam Keller once walked down the street with a massive erection...there were no survivors. Quote Link to comment
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