tattooedhusker Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Nebraska. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Nebraska. If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Nebraska. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Nebraska. If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of GRAND ISLAND for the weekend, you live in Nebraska. If you measure distance in acres of farm land, you live in Nebraska. If you know several people who have hit a cow more than once, you live in Nebraska. If you have gone from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again you live in Nebraska. If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Nebraska. If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in Nebraska. If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Nebraska. If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Nebraska. If the I-80 speed limit is 75 mph -- you're going 90 and everybody is passing you, you live in Nebraska. If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Nebraska. If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in Nebraska. If you have more hours on your snow blower than miles your car, you live in Nebraska. If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in Nebraska. Quote Link to comment
HuskerNCo Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Nice! GO BIG RED! Quote Link to comment
papersun87 Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Nebraska. One of the best things about this state! If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of GRAND ISLAND for the weekend, you live in Nebraska. Pssh, Omaha pwns Kansas City any day of the week. If you have gone from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again you live in Nebraska. Just this last Sunday, in fact. If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Nebraska. Ahh, Halloween '93 . . . If the I-80 speed limit is 75 mph -- you're going 90 and everybody is passing you, you live in Nebraska. Making a regular commute from Kearney to Omaha these past few weeks, I know this one is true. If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Nebraska. Amen to that. If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in Nebraska. You forgot "hotter than Mercury and more humid than Venus." That was great. Quote Link to comment
admo Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Those were hilarious! Quote Link to comment
huskerfan500 Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 those are hilarious but a lot are very untrue Quote Link to comment
Nicole Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 Sounds A LOT like New York too. lol Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 Ah, Nebraska... wouldn't have it any other way. Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 Home sweet Home Quote Link to comment
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