The Office (US)

[huskerjack23]

that's what she said.

[Redman]

that's what she said.

[huskerjack23]

have you seen the office?

[GSG]

Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family.

[papersun87]

I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the '60s, I made love to many women, often out in the mud and the rain. It's possible a man might have slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

I know what's right, but I'm not gonna say because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band last night.

[huskerjack23]

Sometimes, a man's gotta ride the bull. Am i right?

[papersun87]

Who wants some man meat?

 

 

I want some of your man meat, Michael!!

[HUSKER 37]

My Wife and I both tried watching that show but we just don't get Gay Humor.

Reminds me of being in College and trying to "GET" Brittish Humour.

 

 

Give me Steven Wright or Larry the Cable guy.

[DaveH]

My Wife and I both tried watching that show but we just don't get Gay Humor.

uh, there have been literally a handful of what I'd call "gay jokes" on the Office. How many episodes have to tried to watch?

 

Oh and for the record, I can never and will never be able to "get" british humor either.

[Dundermifflinite]

I just found the B.S. thread...

 

"I would have never called him that if I knew. You don't... You don't call retarded people "retards". It's bad taste. You call your friends "retards" when they're acting retarded. And I consider Oscar a friend."

[huskerjack23]

the office is gay humor? since when?

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

You may look around, and see two groups here. White collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way. You know why not? Because I am collar-blind.

[GSG]

[Michael reads off complaints filed by Dwight]

Michael Scott: OK, so Dwight, in your own words: "Someone replaced all my pens and pencils with crayons. I suspect Jim Halpert."

Michael Scott: Everyone has called me "Dwayne" all day. I think Jim Halpert paid them to.

Jim Halpert: [to camera, laughs] Yes. Five bucks each, and it was totally worth it.

Michael Scott: This morning, I found a bloody glove in my desk drawer, and Jim Halpert tried to convince me I committed murder. I think he may be the real murderer.

Michael Scott: Jim Halpert said there was an abandoned infant in the women's room, when I went to save the child, I saw Meredith on the can.

Michael Scott: This morning, I knocked myself in the head with the phone.

Jim Halpert: [to camera] That actually took a while. I had to put- uh, more and more nickels into his handset until he got used to the weight, and then I just took them all out.

Michael Scott: Every time I typed my name, it said "Diapers".

Jim Halpert: [to camera] Just a simple macro. You know, these actually don't sound that funny, one after another. But he does deserve it, though.

Michael Scott: By the end of the day, my desk was about two feet closer to the copier.

Jim Halpert: [to camera] Yeah, I just moved it an inch every time he went to the bathroom, and that's how I spent the entire day that day.

[huskerjack23]

Creed: I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the 60's, I made love to many, many women. Often outdoors... in the mud and the rain. And it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.