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* Nebraska has allowed 31.4 points per game so far this season. The worst-ever showing by a Nebraska defense was the 1943 team, which allowed 32.6 points per game. The Huskers have to keep the remaining three opponents to under 108 combined points (36 points per game) to avoid breaking this record (Kansas is averaging 42.5, Kansas State 38.75, and Colorado 25.33).

* Nebraska has allowed 36 touchdowns this season. The highest number of touchdowns allowed by a Nebraska defense was 41 in 1948 and 2002. The 2007 defense is almost certain to break this record in 12 games, whereas the 2002 squad allowed that many TDs in 14.

* The record for most first downs allowed in a season is 272, set in 2002 (again in 14 games). This team needs to allow the next three opponents fewer than 19 first downs per game to avoid owning this record. They're currently allowing 23.9 per game.

* The 1957 Cornhuskers allowed 2,787 yards rushing in a season. The 2007 team has allowed 2,183 so far, and needs to allow fewer than 202 yards rushing per game to avoid this record (currently averaging 242.6).

* The 2007 Huskers have allowed 25 rushing touchdowns, only one off of the school record of 26, allowed by the 1950 team.

* This year's team is 863 yards away from breaking the "most yards allowed" season record, set in 2002 (that means that the team would need to hold the final three teams to under 288 yards per game).

* Nebraska has managed 9 sacks this season, and needs 16 sacks in the final three games just to tie the lowest-ever sack totals in school history.

* Both the lowest-ever punt return yards and average are in reach. The record lows are 144 return yards (1955) and 5.74 average (1979). This year's team has 77 yards and a 5.92 average.

* Nebraska has already broken the record for number of kickoff returns in a season (50 and counting). I guess that's what happens when you're on pace for all of the above records...

* This year's team has forced 11 turnovers, and will have to find 8 turnovers to tie the school's record low of 19, set in 1962 and 2000.

 

 

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All i have to say is wow, now excuse me while i run to the batroom so i dont puke on my computer

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:wtf

* Nebraska has allowed 31.4 points per game so far this season. The worst-ever showing by a Nebraska defense was the 1943 team, which allowed 32.6 points per game. The Huskers have to keep the remaining three opponents to under 108 combined points (36 points per game) to avoid breaking this record (Kansas is averaging 42.5, Kansas State 38.75, and Colorado 25.33).

* Nebraska has allowed 36 touchdowns this season. The highest number of touchdowns allowed by a Nebraska defense was 41 in 1948 and 2002. The 2007 defense is almost certain to break this record in 12 games, whereas the 2002 squad allowed that many TDs in 14.

* The record for most first downs allowed in a season is 272, set in 2002 (again in 14 games). This team needs to allow the next three opponents fewer than 19 first downs per game to avoid owning this record. They're currently allowing 23.9 per game.

* The 1957 Cornhuskers allowed 2,787 yards rushing in a season. The 2007 team has allowed 2,183 so far, and needs to allow fewer than 202 yards rushing per game to avoid this record (currently averaging 242.6).

* The 2007 Huskers have allowed 25 rushing touchdowns, only one off of the school record of 26, allowed by the 1950 team.

* This year's team is 863 yards away from breaking the "most yards allowed" season record, set in 2002 (that means that the team would need to hold the final three teams to under 288 yards per game).

* Nebraska has managed 9 sacks this season, and needs 16 sacks in the final three games just to tie the lowest-ever sack totals in school history.

* Both the lowest-ever punt return yards and average are in reach. The record lows are 144 return yards (1955) and 5.74 average (1979). This year's team has 77 yards and a 5.92 average.

* Nebraska has already broken the record for number of kickoff returns in a season (50 and counting). I guess that's what happens when you're on pace for all of the above records...

* This year's team has forced 11 turnovers, and will have to find 8 turnovers to tie the school's record low of 19, set in 1962 and 2000.

 

 

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All i have to say is wow, now excuse me while i run to the batroom so i dont puke on my computer

 

:wtf I knew it was bad... but not that bad.

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FIRE EVERYONE INCLUDING THE FRIGGIN" CHEERLEADERS....OMG this is a disaster!!!!!

NOOOOOOO not the cheerleaders! :ahhhhhhhh I have to have something to look forward to at the games.

 

 

The way reality around here has gone to Heck in a handbucket...they will probably have a big press conference next week and tell us that the cheerleaders all had sex change operations and the boys are really girls, and the girls are really boys. :sarcasm

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Originally Posted by AustinHuskr...I still feel Cozgrove has a decent shot at returning.

:box

 

Originally Posted by FeelLikeAStranger

10/15/07

"Sacks are the most overrated stat in football."

 

-future ex-Husker CB "Coach" Elmo

:clap

 

...The way reality around here has gone to Heck in a handbucket...they will probably have a big press conference next week and tell us that the cheerleaders all had sex change operations and the boys are really girls, and the girls are really boys. :sarcasm

 

 

Wasn't that a song by Lou Reed?

 

Holly came from miami f.l.a.

Hitch-hiked her way across the u.s.a.

 

Plucked her eyebrows on the way

Shaved her leg and then he was a she

She says, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side

Said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side

 

Candy came from out on the island

In the backroom she was everybodys darling

 

But she never lost her head

Even when she was given head

She says, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side

Said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side

And the coloured girls go

 

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)

(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)

(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)

(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)

(doo)

 

Little joe never once gave it away

Everybody had to pay and pay

 

A hustle here and a hustle there

New york city is the place where they said

Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side

I said hey joe, take a walk on the wild side

 

Sugar plum fairy came and hit the streets

Lookin for soul food and a place to eat

 

Went to the apollo

You should have seen him go go go

They said, hey sugar, take a walk on the wild side

I said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side

All right, huh

 

Jackie is just speeding away

Thought she was james dean for a day

 

Then I guess she had to crash

Valium would have helped that dash

She said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side

I said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side

And the coloured girls say

 

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)

(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)

(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)

(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)

(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)

(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)

(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)

(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)

(doo)

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Originally Posted by AustinHuskr...I still feel Cozgrove has a decent shot at returning.

:box

 

Originally Posted by FeelLikeAStranger

10/15/07

"Sacks are the most overrated stat in football."

 

-future ex-Husker CB "Coach" Elmo

:clap

 

...The way reality around here has gone to Heck in a handbucket...they will probably have a big press conference next week and tell us that the cheerleaders all had sex change operations and the boys are really girls, and the girls are really boys. :sarcasm

 

 

Wasn't that a song by Lou Reed?

 

Holly came from miami f.l.a.

Hitch-hiked her way across the u.s.a.

 

Plucked her eyebrows on the way

Shaved her leg and then he was a she

She says, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side

Said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side

 

Candy came from out on the island

In the backroom she was everybodys darling

 

But she never lost her head

Even when she was given head

She says, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side

Said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side

And the coloured girls go

 

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)

(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)

(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)

(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)

(doo)

 

Little joe never once gave it away

Everybody had to pay and pay

 

A hustle here and a hustle there

New york city is the place where they said

Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side

I said hey joe, take a walk on the wild side

 

Sugar plum fairy came and hit the streets

Lookin for soul food and a place to eat

 

Went to the apollo

You should have seen him go go go

They said, hey sugar, take a walk on the wild side

I said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side

All right, huh

 

Jackie is just speeding away

Thought she was james dean for a day

 

Then I guess she had to crash

Valium would have helped that dash

She said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side

I said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side

And the coloured girls say

 

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)

(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)

(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)

(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)

(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)

(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)

(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)

(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)

(doo)

 

 

yeah, that was a favorite of mine until I was old enough to figure out what it meant...then I was embarrassed....lol.

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