HuskerfaninOkieland Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 San Jose State -W- 77-0 Joe Ganz intercepts his own pass for a TD. New Mexico State -W- 56-3 Bo Pelini pulls starters with 1:13 left in game for allowing first points of season. Virginia Tech -W- 35-31 Bo Pelini tackles VT kick returner running down sideline to save the game for NU. Bo Pelini fined $10,000 by NCAA and must sit out 2 game suspension. W. Michigan -W- 88-0 Tom Osborne reinstated as interim coach until Pelini comes off suspension. Missouri -W- 42-7 Chase Daniel has 4 picks, (2 int, 2 nose) the second interception returned by a player with the name Bolini written by a Sharpie on the back of a plain white t-shirt. Bo Pelini was unable to be reached for comment after the game due to his suspension from coaching duties. Texas Tech -W- 70-10 Bo instructs the defense to allow TT to score 10 points in the final minute to avenge 2004 game. Iowa State -W- 93-0 Bo asks T.O. if he has the power to kick ISU out of the Big 12. Baylor -W- 4-0 Bo asks band if they had ever thought of playing offense. ESPN runs human interest story on the day. Defense holds Baylor to -56 yards with two safeties. Oklahoma -W- 28-27 Bo sends busload of NU sorority girls to Oklahoma's hotel. When asked by ESPN to comment on the move by Pelini, Bob Stoops admits it was a good coaching move, and that he honestly should have thought of it first. Kansas -W- 51-10 During halftime, Pelini tells his players "I'm thinkin' National Championship." Mangino tells his: "I'm thinkin' Arby's" Kansas State -W- 70-3 After the game Pelini rushes to the other sideline and yells at Prince for allowing him to run up the score. Colorado -W- 69-14 Pelini has each player go over to the Colorado sideline and tell Hawkins that bowl cuts are out of style. Coach Hawkins goes to the locker room to cry it out and his son stays to console him most of the game. Texas- B12 Championship -W- 34-21 Pelini sneaks into Bevo's stable and cuts out major organs, feeding them to his defensive players. PETA bans Pelini from the state of Texas. Florida - NC Game -W- 45-17 In his halftime speech, Bo tells a story from his childhood, how an alligator killed his father and ran off with his mother and all he ever wanted was revenge. The Huskers respond by scoring 45 unanswered points. Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Pulled from which board? Seems awfully familiar... Quote Link to comment
HuskerfaninOkieland Posted December 5, 2007 Author Share Posted December 5, 2007 Wasn't this one. Tells you how often I read that thread Delete the thread Quote Link to comment
Missourian for Nebraska Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Uh...yeah. And I may remind anyone using my material without proper written consent will be subject to a roundhouse kick to the face by Bo Pelini. Quote Link to comment
HuskerfaninOkieland Posted December 5, 2007 Author Share Posted December 5, 2007 then you better mention something on other boards then cuz it's making it's rounds via email according to the board I found it on Quote Link to comment
Missourian for Nebraska Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 How dare they!!!! I'll teach them to enjoy my work without my permission!!! Quote Link to comment
xkbubo Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 I think it's way too early to be predicting the '08 season. All in fun though I guess right? Ok. Yea.. Err.. later. Quote Link to comment
DJR313 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 That's funny sh#t! Quote Link to comment
Deafy1289 Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 San Jose State -W- 77-0 Joe Ganz intercepts his own pass for a TD. New Mexico State -W- 56-3 Bo Pelini pulls starters with 1:13 left in game for allowing first points of season. Virginia Tech -W- 35-31 Bo Pelini tackles VT kick returner running down sideline to save the game for NU. Bo Pelini fined $10,000 by NCAA and must sit out 2 game suspension. W. Michigan -W- 88-0 Tom Osborne reinstated as interim coach until Pelini comes off suspension. Missouri -W- 42-7 Chase Daniel has 4 picks, (2 int, 2 nose) the second interception returned by a player with the name Bolini written by a Sharpie on the back of a plain white t-shirt. Bo Pelini was unable to be reached for comment after the game due to his suspension from coaching duties. Texas Tech -W- 70-10 Bo instructs the defense to allow TT to score 10 points in the final minute to avenge 2004 game . Iowa State -W- 93-0 Bo asks T.O. if he has the power to kick ISU out of the Big 12. Baylor -W- 4-0 Bo asks band if they had ever thought of playing offense. ESPN runs human interest story on the day. Defense holds Baylor to -56 yards with two safeties. Oklahoma -W- 28-27 Bo sends busload of NU sorority girls to Oklahoma's hotel. When asked by ESPN to comment on the move by Pelini, Bob Stoops admits it was a good coaching move, and that he honestly should have thought of it first. Kansas -W- 51-10 During halftime, Pelini tells his players "I'm thinkin' National Championship." Mangino tells his: "I'm thinkin' Arby's" Kansas State -W- 70-3 After the game Pelini rushes to the other sideline and yells at Prince for allowing him to run up the score. Colorado -W- 69-14 Pelini has each player go over to the Colorado sideline and tell Hawkins that bowl cuts are out of style. Coach Hawkins goes to the locker room to cry it out and his son stays to console him most of the game. Texas- B12 Championship -W- 34-21 Pelini sneaks into Bevo's stable and cuts out major organs, feeding them to his defensive players. PETA bans Pelini from the state of Texas. Florida - NC Game -W- 45-17 In his halftime speech, Bo tells a story from his childhood, how an alligator killed his father and ran off with his mother and all he ever wanted was revenge. The Huskers respond by scoring 45 unanswered points. Quote Link to comment
no_name_needed_2001 Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 LMFAO That gator story reminded me of Chubbs in Happy Gilmore Quote Link to comment
Aim9 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Just got an email- thought it was pretty funny: San Jose State -W- 77-0 Joe Ganz intercepts his own pass for a TD. New Mexico State -W- 56-3 Bo Pelini pulls starters with 1:13 left in game for allowing first points of season. Virginia Tech -W- 35-31 Bo Pelini tackles VT kick returner running down sideline to save the game for NU. Bo Pelini fined $10,000 by NCAA and must sit out 2 game suspension. W. Michigan -W- 88-0 Tom Osborne reinstated as interim coach until Pelini comes off suspension. Missouri -W- 42-7 Chase Daniel has 4 picks, (2 int, 2 nose) the second interception returned by a player with the name Bolini written by a Sharpie on the back of a plain white t-shirt. Bo Pelini was unable to be reached for comment after the game due to his suspension from coaching duties. Texas Tech -W- 70-10 Bo instructs the defense to allow TT to score 10 points in the final minute to avenge 2004 game. Iowa State -W- 93-0 Bo asks T.O. if he has the power to kick ISU out of the Big 12. Baylor -W- 4-0 Bo asks band if they had ever thought of playing offense. ESPN runs human interest story on the day. Defense holds Baylor to -56 yards with two safeties. Oklahoma -W- 28-27 Bo sends busload of NU sorority girls to Oklahoma's hotel. When asked by ESPN to comment on the move by Pelini, Bob Stoops admits it was a good coaching move, and that he honestly should have thought of it first. Kansas -W- 51-10 During halftime, Pelini tells his players "I'm thinkin' National Championship." Mangino tells his: "I'm thinkin' Arby's" Kansas State -W- 70-3 After the game Pelini rushes to the other sideline and yells at Prince for allowing him to run up the score. Colorado -W- 69-14 Pelini has each player go over to the Colorado sideline and tell Hawkins that bowl cuts are out of style. Coach Hawkins goes to the locker room to cry it out and his son stays to console him most of the game. Texas- B12 Championship -W- 34-21 Pelini sneaks into Bevo's stable and cuts out major organs, feeding them to his defensive players. PETA bans Pelini from the state of Texas. Florida - NC Game -W- 45-17 In his halftime speech, Bo tells a story from his childhood, how an alligator killed his father and ran off with his mother and all he ever wanted was revenge. The Huskers respond by scoring 45 unanswered points. Quote Link to comment
Dan_F_30 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 I don't get it? What's the point, it isn't even funny to me....maybe it is to others... Quote Link to comment
huskerswrkhavoc Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 how many times do we have to see the same thing posted... HOW many times... *sigh* Quote Link to comment
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