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Goldmember: Dr. Evil, we still have the ultimate insurance policy. May I present to you, the very sexual, the very toite, Austin Power's fahza.

Dr. Evil: His what?

Number 2: His fahza, Dr. Evil.

Dr. Evil: His farger? What's a farger?

Goldmember: His fahza. You know, the fahza.

Dr. Evil: You know Goldmember, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch. Okay, perv boy?

Goldmember: Fahza, his dad, dad is fahza.

Dr. Evil: Oh, his dad. His *fa-ther*

 

Austin Powers in Goldmember

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From "The Professionals," staring Lee Marvin, Burt Lancaster, Jack Palance and another great cast.

 

Ralph Bellamy to Marvin's character, "You bastard!."

 

Marvin's reply, "Yes sir, in my case an accident of birth, but you sir, you are a self made man."

 

>>>T_O_Bull

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From "Inherit The Wind", starring Spencer Tracy, which was a thinly veiled recap of the so-called Scopes Monkey Trial. In it, a school teacher (Bertram Cates) is jailed and faces conviction for teaching evolution. Spencer Tracy's character, Henry Drummond , is a celebrated lawyer who defends him against a special prosecutor, Matthew Harrison Brady, who is a fundamentalist who ran unsucessfully for President.

 

Matthew Harrison Brady: We must not abandon faith! Faith is the most important thing!

 

Henry Drummond: Then why did God plague us with the capacity to think? Mr. Brady, why do you deny the one thing that sets above the other animals? What other merit have we? The elephant is larger, the horse stronger and swifter, the butterfly more beautiful, the mosquito more prolific, even the sponge is more durable. Or does a sponge think?

 

Matthew Harrison Brady: I don't know. I'm a man, not a sponge!

 

Henry Drummond: Do you think a sponge thinks?

 

Matthew Harrison Brady: If the Lord wishes a sponge to think, it thinks!

 

Henry Drummond: Does a man have the same privilege as a sponge?

 

Matthew Harrison Brady: Of course!

 

Henry Drummond, gesturing towards the defendant, Bertram Cates: Then this man wishes to have the same privilege of a sponge, he wishes to think!

 

Great movie AR. You are either older than I thought or a great movie fan. That movie like a lot that were produced prior to 1975 had a great cast with a lot of great bit players.

>>>T_O_B

Oh, I have to go with older than you thought................ :)

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From "Inherit The Wind", starring Spencer Tracy, which was a thinly veiled recap of the so-called Scopes Monkey Trial. In it, a school teacher (Bertram Cates) is jailed and faces conviction for teaching evolution. Spencer Tracy's character, Henry Drummond , is a celebrated lawyer who defends him against a special prosecutor, Matthew Harrison Brady, who is a fundamentalist who ran unsucessfully for President.

 

Matthew Harrison Brady: We must not abandon faith! Faith is the most important thing!

 

Henry Drummond: Then why did God plague us with the capacity to think? Mr. Brady, why do you deny the one thing that sets above the other animals? What other merit have we? The elephant is larger, the horse stronger and swifter, the butterfly more beautiful, the mosquito more prolific, even the sponge is more durable. Or does a sponge think?

 

Matthew Harrison Brady: I don't know. I'm a man, not a sponge!

 

Henry Drummond: Do you think a sponge thinks?

 

Matthew Harrison Brady: If the Lord wishes a sponge to think, it thinks!

 

Henry Drummond: Does a man have the same privilege as a sponge?

 

Matthew Harrison Brady: Of course!

 

Henry Drummond, gesturing towards the defendant, Bertram Cates: Then this man wishes to have the same privilege of a sponge, he wishes to think!

 

Great movie AR. You are either older than I thought or a great movie fan. That movie like a lot that were produced prior to 1975 had a great cast with a lot of great bit players.

>>>T_O_B

Oh, I have to go with older than you thought................ :)

Way, way, WAY older... :cowbell:

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From the old great: "Tombstone"

 

 

Curly Bill: [takes a bill with Wyatt's signature from a customer and throws it on the faro table] Wyatt Earp, huh? I heard of you.

Ike Clanton: Listen, Mr. Kansas Law Dog. Law don't go around here. Savvy?

Wyatt Earp: I'm retired.

Curly Bill: Good. That's real good.

Ike Clanton: Yeah, that's good, Mr. Law Dog, 'cause law don't go around here.

Wyatt Earp: I heard you the first time.

[flips a card]

Wyatt Earp: Winner to the King, five hundred dollars.

Curly Bill: Shut up, Ike.

Johnny Ringo: [Ringo steps up to Doc] And you must be Doc Holliday.

Doc Holliday: That's the rumor.

Johnny Ringo: You retired too?

Doc Holliday: Not me. I'm in my prime.

Johnny Ringo: Yeah, you look it.

Doc Holliday: And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?

Kate: You don't even know him.

Doc Holliday: Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.

Wyatt Earp: [to Ringo] He's drunk.

Doc Holliday: In vino veritas.

["In wine is truth" meaning: "When I'm drinking, I speak my mind"]

Johnny Ringo: Age quod agis.

["Do what you do" meaning: "Do what you do best"]

Doc Holliday: Credat Judaeus apella, non ego.

["The Jew Apella may believe it, not I" meaning: "I don't believe drinking is what I do best."]

Johnny Ringo: [pats his gun] Eventus stultorum magister.

["Events are the teachers of fools" meaning: "Fools have to learn by experience"]

Doc Holliday: [gives a Cheshire cat smile] In pace requiescat.

["Rest in peace" meaning: "It's your funeral!"]

Tombstone Marshal Fred White: Come on boys. We don't want any trouble in here. Not in any language.

Doc Holliday: Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him.

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From the old great: "Tombstone"

 

 

Curly Bill: [takes a bill with Wyatt's signature from a customer and throws it on the faro table] Wyatt Earp, huh? I heard of you.

Ike Clanton: Listen, Mr. Kansas Law Dog. Law don't go around here. Savvy?

Wyatt Earp: I'm retired.

Curly Bill: Good. That's real good.

Ike Clanton: Yeah, that's good, Mr. Law Dog, 'cause law don't go around here.

Wyatt Earp: I heard you the first time.

[flips a card]

Wyatt Earp: Winner to the King, five hundred dollars.

Curly Bill: Shut up, Ike.

Johnny Ringo: [Ringo steps up to Doc] And you must be Doc Holliday.

Doc Holliday: That's the rumor.

Johnny Ringo: You retired too?

Doc Holliday: Not me. I'm in my prime.

Johnny Ringo: Yeah, you look it.

Doc Holliday: And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?

Kate: You don't even know him.

Doc Holliday: Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.

Wyatt Earp: [to Ringo] He's drunk.

Doc Holliday: In vino veritas.

["In wine is truth" meaning: "When I'm drinking, I speak my mind"]

Johnny Ringo: Age quod agis.

["Do what you do" meaning: "Do what you do best"]

Doc Holliday: Credat Judaeus apella, non ego.

["The Jew Apella may believe it, not I" meaning: "I don't believe drinking is what I do best."]

Johnny Ringo: [pats his gun] Eventus stultorum magister.

["Events are the teachers of fools" meaning: "Fools have to learn by experience"]

Doc Holliday: [gives a Cheshire cat smile] In pace requiescat.

["Rest in peace" meaning: "It's your funeral!"]

Tombstone Marshal Fred White: Come on boys. We don't want any trouble in here. Not in any language.

Doc Holliday: Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him.

One of my favorite movies.............. :clap

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"Knocked Up"

 

Ben Stone: You know, the best thing for a hangover is weed. Do you smoke weed?

Alison Scott: Not really.

Ben Stone: You don't?

Alison Scott: No.

Ben Stone: At all?

Alison Scott: Uh-uh.

Ben Stone: Like... in the morning?

Alison Scott: No... I just... don't.

Ben Stone: It is, like, the best medicin. 'Cause it fixes everything. Jonah broke his elbow once. We just... got high and... it still clicks but, I mean, he's ok.

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"I'm your daisy."

I think you mixed and matched two different lines. The lines are

 

"Well, I daisy if you do" Doc Holiday says it during the fight at the OK corral.

 

And

 

"I'm your huckleberry" Doc Holiday to Ringo after Ringo was trying to pick a fight with the Earps.

"That's just my game."

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