husker rob Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Grandpa and Little Johnny go fishing one day. After about an hour Grandpa pulls out a beer, cracks it open, and takes a long drink from it. Johnny says "Whatcha got there Grandpa?" Grandpa says "a beer" Johnny---"can i have a drink" Grandpa---"can your dick touch your ass" Johnny----"no" Grandpa---"well, until your dick can touch your ass, you cant have a drink of beer" Johnny is not a happy camper, so he picks up his lunch box that Grandma packed for him to see what was in it and pulls out some chocolate chip cookies. Grandpa---"Whatcha got there Johnny?" Johnny---"cookies" Granpa---"Are those Grandma's chocolate chip cookies" Johnny---"yep" Grandpa---"can i have one" Johnny---"can your dick touch your ass" Grandpa---"well, yes it can" Johnny---"good, now you can go and f#*k yourself, cause Grandma said these cookies are mine" Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 By chance, is "Johnny" also known as either Rob or Uno? Just askin'... Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 hope this was before the days of child abuse. get the belt boy Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 By chance, is "Johnny" also known as either Rob or Uno? Just askin'... Could be Quote Link to comment
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