husker rob Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement! They went to her husband and told him that, as crazy as it sounds, maybe a little 'oral sex' will do the trick and bring her out of the coma. The husband was a little hesitant at first but finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes, the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran back into the room. 'What happened?' they cried. The husband said, 'I'm not sure, maybe she choked!' Quote Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Don't people in comas tend to grind their teeth? Yikes! Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Don't people in comas tend to grind their teeth? Yikes! I don't know??? I haven't molested a coma patient before................................Drowning do they?! Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Don't people in comas tend to grind their teeth? Yikes! I don't know??? I haven't molested a coma patient before................................Drowning do they?! So - what kind of patients do you molest? Just wondering... Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted August 4, 2008 Author Share Posted August 4, 2008 Don't people in comas tend to grind their teeth? Yikes! I don't know??? I haven't molested a coma patient before................................Drowning do they?! So - what kind of patients do you molest? Just wondering... not coma patients, just mental patients Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Don't people in comas tend to grind their teeth? Yikes! I don't know??? I haven't molested a coma patient before................................Drowning do they?! So - what kind of patients do you molest? Just wondering... not coma patients, just mental patients Ah, yes - that makes sense. A feeling of commonality... Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Don't people in comas tend to grind their teeth? Yikes! I don't know??? I haven't molested a coma patient before................................Drowning do they?! So - what kind of patients do you molest? Just wondering... not coma patients, just mental patients Ah, yes - that makes sense. A feeling of commonality... It's the drooling it turns me on...............................I'M GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL FOR THAT! Quote Link to comment
huskerjack23 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 so is everyone else Quote Link to comment
sarge87 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Don't people in comas tend to grind their teeth? Yikes! I don't know??? I haven't molested a coma patient before................................Drowning do they?! So - what kind of patients do you molest? Just wondering... not coma patients, just mental patients Ah, yes - that makes sense. A feeling of commonality... It's the drooling it turns me on...............................I'M GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL FOR THAT! Quote Link to comment
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