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A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath.

 

One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement!

 

They went to her husband and told him that, as crazy as it sounds, maybe a little 'oral sex' will do the trick and bring her out of the coma.

 

The husband was a little hesitant at first but finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes, the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran back into the room. 'What happened?' they cried.

 

The husband said, 'I'm not sure, maybe she choked!'

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Don't people in comas tend to grind their teeth?

 

Yikes!

I don't know??? I haven't molested a coma patient before................................Drowning do they?!

So - what kind of patients do you molest?

 

Just wondering...

not coma patients, just mental patients

Ah, yes - that makes sense. A feeling of commonality...

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Don't people in comas tend to grind their teeth?

 

Yikes!

I don't know??? I haven't molested a coma patient before................................Drowning do they?!

So - what kind of patients do you molest?

 

Just wondering...

not coma patients, just mental patients

Ah, yes - that makes sense. A feeling of commonality...

It's the drooling it turns me on...............................I'M GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL FOR THAT! :hmmph

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Don't people in comas tend to grind their teeth?

 

Yikes!

I don't know??? I haven't molested a coma patient before................................Drowning do they?!

So - what kind of patients do you molest?

 

Just wondering...

not coma patients, just mental patients

Ah, yes - that makes sense. A feeling of commonality...

It's the drooling it turns me on...............................I'M GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL FOR THAT! :hmmph

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