HuskerNCo Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were: 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up! 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper. 8. Viagra, like a rock! 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be. 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone. 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. 3. Viagra, Home of the whopper! 2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life! And the unanimous number one slogan: 1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs. Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 Those are great................ Quote Link to comment
dustinl15 Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs. Quote Link to comment
BIGREDFAN_in_OMAHA Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 OMG! That is freakin funny! Quote Link to comment
T_O_Bull Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 and from our own dancin' phallic symbol... T_O_B Quote Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Don't get hard without it? It's driller time! Friends don't let friends drive shrunk. Objects in mirror can now be larger than they appear. Just Do Her. (Gitrdunn) Helping geezers score since 1999 Helping geezers not roll outa bed since 1999 (kickstand?) I've fallen and I can't get it up. Betcha can't eat just one. Diamonds are now the second hardest objects known to Woman Wouldn't it be fun to slip one into your co-worker's coffee today? A penis.... is a terrible thing to waste. Good to the last drop It keeps going and going and going Raising The Bar Suck it and see Yes You Can Here's the beef! Works So Good, You will Poke Your Eye out...guarONteed Take this if you don't want to hear your wife say "We need to talk..." Today is erection day Who do you want to do today? Reach out and bone someone A little tab'll do ya. You can either make it up... or keep it up Viagra Inside Quote Link to comment
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