pipeline94 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Today, I had to pick up my sister from school. (She's a sophomore). I drive a pretty old school Isuzu trooper complete with a 5 speed manuel transmission. I had my window down, (because I smoke) and boom! Snowball hits me in the face and another one hits my sister dead in the face. Having never liked this kid, I killed the tranny of the car, got out and popped him a couple of good ones in the face. I'm a pretty short guy, only 5'8", I slipped on the ice, and he tried holding me down. Amid the fight, my sister got out and was yelling that we were all f***ing retards, and the fight got broken up. Seeing how I over-reacted, I tried apologizing and the kid, in a sophomoric mentality, told me I was apologizing for getting my ass kicked. I'm not mad that I punched the kid, I just wish that I would not have done that, seeing as how I'll be hearing about it throughout the next few days. I just needed a place to rant, and now I'm probably going to have to deal with a rift between myself and the person. I absolutely hate conflict... Wouldn't anyone else be pissed if someone hit their sister with a snowball? Quote Link to comment
HSKRNOKC Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Wouldn't anyone else be pissed if someone hit their sister with a snowball? Yes.... that is over the line. Quote Link to comment
T_O_Bull Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 You did right Bro. T_O_B Quote Link to comment
Vince from ShamWOW Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 You did right Bro. T_O_B Up until the point when you went down and he held you there. The next time that happens grab his fingers tand push them back then twist. He'll be off of you in no time flat. Oh...when he is getting up, take his hand and pin it behind his back with some emphysis on his elbow. He won't like it and he won't move much. You did good in defending your sister. Quote Link to comment
Army Husker Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 You did right Bro. T_O_B Up until the point when you went down and he held you there. The next time that happens grab his fingers tand push them back then twist. He'll be off of you in no time flat. Oh...when he is getting up, take his hand and pin it behind his back with some emphysis on his elbow. He won't like it and he won't move much. You did good in defending your sister. well said... Quote Link to comment
huskerfan500 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 You did right Bro. T_O_B Up until the point when you went down and he held you there. The next time that happens grab his fingers tand push them back then twist. He'll be off of you in no time flat. Oh...when he is getting up, take his hand and pin it behind his back with some emphysis on his elbow. He won't like it and he won't move much. You did good in defending your sister. No offense but pulling is very first grade/ girl move. You got to do a reversal and turn it into an arm bar- UFC style. Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Kick his ass, Sea Bass! Quote Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I blame the smoking. Quote Link to comment
tattooedhusker Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 you did right, but it would of only took one punch and it would of been over already. Quote Link to comment
TXHSKR Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 It's one thing to be hit walking down the street.....it's much worse to be hit in the face when you are driving down the street. It would be on like Donkey Kong!!!! Quote Link to comment
Vince from ShamWOW Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 You did right Bro. T_O_B Up until the point when you went down and he held you there. The next time that happens grab his fingers tand push them back then twist. He'll be off of you in no time flat. Oh...when he is getting up, take his hand and pin it behind his back with some emphysis on his elbow. He won't like it and he won't move much. You did good in defending your sister. No offense but pulling is very first grade/ girl move. You got to do a reversal and turn it into an arm bar- UFC style. Next you'll suggest jumping off the top rope. No thanks. I'll take real world defense training and actions over the theatrics of the UFC and the WWE. Quote Link to comment
TXHSKR Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Is he into the goth thing? You did right Bro. T_O_B Up until the point when you went down and he held you there. The next time that happens grab his fingers tand push them back then twist. He'll be off of you in no time flat. Oh...when he is getting up, take his hand and pin it behind his back with some emphysis on his elbow. He won't like it and he won't move much. You did good in defending your sister. No offense but pulling is very first grade/ girl move. You got to do a reversal and turn it into an arm bar- UFC style. Next you'll suggest jumping off the top rope. No thanks. I'll take real world defense training and actions over the theatrics of the UFC and the WWE. Use the "Slap Chop" on the boy and clean up the mess with the "Sham Wow" when you call the 800 number tell them you know Vince at the Husker Board see if they give you the discount!! Quote Link to comment
mmmtodd Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 hmm...why hasnt anyone called this for what it is? thinly veiled braggadochio, teenager looking for props for smoking (oh, its sooo cool) and being tuff by defending his sisters honor punching a guy in the face. count me as amazed and proud to be in your presence, oh supreme bada$$. Quote Link to comment
Vince from ShamWOW Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Is he into the goth thing? You did right Bro. T_O_B Up until the point when you went down and he held you there. The next time that happens grab his fingers tand push them back then twist. He'll be off of you in no time flat. Oh...when he is getting up, take his hand and pin it behind his back with some emphysis on his elbow. He won't like it and he won't move much. You did good in defending your sister. No offense but pulling is very first grade/ girl move. You got to do a reversal and turn it into an arm bar- UFC style. Next you'll suggest jumping off the top rope. No thanks. I'll take real world defense training and actions over the theatrics of the UFC and the WWE. Use the "Slap Chop" on the boy and clean up the mess with the "Sham Wow" when you call the 800 number tell them you know Vince at the Husker Board see if they give you the discount!! You only use the Slap Chop when your life is in grave danger. It's not something that can or should be use on a whim. Quote Link to comment
Vince from ShamWOW Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 hmm...why hasnt anyone called this for what it is? thinly veiled braggadochio, teenager looking for props for smoking (oh, its sooo cool) and being tuff by defending his sisters honor punching a guy in the face. count me as amazed and proud to be in your presence, oh supreme bada$$. Thanks Dr. Phil. I think I hear Oprah calling for you. Quote Link to comment
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