If you have five dollars, and Ndamukong Suh has five dollars . . .

[papersun87]

. . . Ndamukong Suh has more money than you.

[darkhorse85]

If Suh jumps in the water, Suh doesn't get wet, the water gets Suh.

[knapplc]

Seismologists at the University of Nebraska were excited to report Nebraska's first major earthquake in 100 years Monday, only to learn later that the shaking of the earth was actually caused by Ndamukong Suh stamping his feet in the cold.

[bennychico11]

Seismologists at the University of Nebraska were excited to report Nebraska's first major earthquake in 100 years Monday, only to learn later that the shaking of the earth was actually caused by Ndamukong Suh stamping his feet in the cold.

 

that impossible. Suh doesn't get cold. He stiff arms it to the ground.

[carlfense]

. . . Ndamukong Suh has more money than you.

 

If I have five dollars . . . and Suh has five dollars . . . Suh soon has ten dollars.

[Shooter]

If I have 5 Dollars and Suh has 5 Dollars I can invest mine in savings bonds and in 7 years I'll have 5 Dollars and 50 cents. Suh can blow his on a footlong subway and in 7 years have 40 million.

 

Rick L.

[Poncho]

There is no 'ctrl' button on Suh's computer. Suh is always in control.

 

Apple pays Suh 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

 

Suh can sneeze with his eyes open.

 

Suh can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

 

Suh is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

 

Suh can kill two stones with one bird.

[Poncho]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Suh.

 

Suh doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

 

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Suh has allowed to live.

 

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Suh.

 

Suh does not sleep. He waits.

[Poncho]

Suh can slam a revolving door.

 

Suh is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

 

 

When Suh does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

[HuskerfaninOkieland]

Seismologists at the University of Nebraska were excited to report Nebraska's first major earthquake in 100 years Monday, only to learn later that the shaking of the earth was actually caused by Ndamukong Suh stamping his feet in the cold.

I thought maybe it was McCoy landing on the field when Suh threw him

[knapplc]

Suh's shoulder pads have been identified as only the third man-made object so large you can see it from space, along with the Great Wall of China and the towel used to soak up Tim Tebow's tears.

[spankytoes]

Bo Belini sent the President of France a copy of the Big 12 CCG and he sent back a letter of surrender...just to be on the safe side.

[knapplc]

Bo Belini sent the President of France a copy of the Big 12 CCG and he sent back a letter of surrender...just to be on the safe side.

 

 

 

President Obama has revised his Afghanistan troop surge numbers from 30,000 down to just one. Suh leaves in January, just after the Holiday Bowl.

[Malth]

please stop regurgitating chuck norris jokes.

[bennychico11]

please stop regurgitating chuck norris jokes.

 

Suh makes Chuck Norris look like a joke.