jjamuss Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Texas: Burnt orange isnt as gay as it sounds Bevo would be some good BBQ Cheating will get you places Quote Link to comment
jjamuss Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Mizzery Meth gets used up before it can be smuggled out of Columbia Dentists have good job security in Columbia Rocks still make nice decorations, as cavemen intended it Quote Link to comment
HuskerMoon Posted December 18, 2009 Author Share Posted December 18, 2009 Mizzery Dentists have good job security in Columbia I used to know a Dentist from Columbia, Missouri. The irony. Quote Link to comment
mmmtodd Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Idaho-- you have a wicked nickname, and dont bother trying to live up to it. No one cares when your players get arrested! How cool is that? Colorado-- you have a cool, LIVE mascot, and i really respect how you put more effort into him being ready for the games than the actual team. It shows you care for amiNals. Boise State-- you beat Oklahoma with a f'ing backyard fantasy that everyone who likes football had at some point while growing up. and you had the balls to put the cherry on top for the ladies. perfecto. that doesnt even count you sending Mr Hawkins back down to intramurals. Dont let anyone ever tell you potato tossers that you aint smart. Quote Link to comment
jjamuss Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Mizzery Dentists have good job security in Columbia I used to know a Dentist from Columbia, Missouri. The irony. I am half way kidding... but I would dare to say he did well for himself, yeah? Quote Link to comment
cscott2win Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Colorado..... They generally play their best game of the year against the Huskers and no matter what their record is they play that game hard. This year they played hard until the refs called it a day. However a lot of CU fans roll their own cigs and say eeer a lot! Texas..... I did enjoy Vince Young putting a hurt on the Trojans. Other than that they just throw money at everything and make the price of tickets rise for any program trying to keep up. The Pokes have one Pickens, the Horns have 20. And that ain't slim pickens. Michigan..... How many teams besides Notre Dame get ranked and don't make a bowl game? You have to love the attention they receive, especially when they fall on their face.. At least when they play each other I know only 1 of them can win. Quote Link to comment
np_husker Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Colorado... 1. Black & Gold is a cool color combo. 2. Dan Hawkins seems like a nice guy. 3. Ralphie is a cute name. Miami... 1. I believe Randy Shannon wants to run a clean program. 2. Some great games with Nebraska that we'll never forget. 3. Used to play at the Orange Bowl, a great venue in college football. Quote Link to comment
Count 'Bility Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Nebraska. You aren't force-fed Runza's (at least not in plain sight) You'll probably sit cheek to cheek with a female in the stands... also arm to arm, side to side, back to front, front to back and head to head. They have those thingees to scrape bull crap off your boots before entering the stadium. Yep, we packem in, if you dont like it, stay home and "sit on the rocks" Quote Link to comment
Husker-in-Manhattan Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Kansas State Bill Snyder is a Great coach Their tailgating scene is pretty good Aggieville is a great time(especially when it is painted red!) Quote Link to comment
adc7236 Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 CU... My best friend is an alum and they are part of the Big 12. Miami ... Watching the "U" was interesting and they had some great teams. Notre Dame... I wish we had Golden Tate on our team. Quote Link to comment
craigsker Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Colorado - I think the logo on the side of your helmet is pretty cool and the all black unis look intimidating. Missouri - Congrats on landing a QB who looks like he's going to live up to the hype. Texas - Many of your fans are very gracious. Quote Link to comment
sarge87 Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Kansas State - It was really nice of you to honor Senior Citizen Day by letting one of them coach your team for an entire season, and my hat is off to you for not making a scene when he accidentally broke his colostomy bag on the sideline during the Mizzou game. Kudos to you. Colorado - Nobody, and I mean nobody can lob a urine bomb like you do. Keep up the good work. Kansas - You look so good after you've lost all that weight. How did you do it? Atkins? South Beach? I heard that Buyout diet gets rid of dead weight fast. Quote Link to comment
HuskerfaninOkieland Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Kansas State - It was really nice of to honor Senior Citizen Day by letting one of them coach your team for an entire season, and my hat is off to you for not making a scene when he accidentally broke his colostomy bag on the sideline during the Mizzou game. Kudos to you. Colorado - Nobody, and I mean nobody can lob a urine bomb like you do. Keep up the good work. Kansas - You look so good after you've lost all that weight. How did you do it? Atkins? South Beach? I heard that Buyout diet gets rid of dead weight fast. Win! Quote Link to comment
rickjames Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 1. colorado- buffalo burger is pretty good...sometimes 2. michigan- they always fill up the big house even when they're 3-9.....3. mizzou- atleast they're good enough to go to the texas bowl Quote Link to comment
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