Roxy Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 The coach had almost put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions. > > > > The only thing missing was a good quarterback. He'd scouted all the > > colleges - and even the Canadian and European Leagues - but he couldn't > > find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win. > > > > Then one night while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan. > > > > In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier > > with a truly incredible arm - he threw a hand-grenade straight into a > > 15th-story window 100-yards away... > > KAH-BOOM!! > > > > He threw another hand-grenade 75-yards away, right into a chimney... KAH- > > BLOOEY!! > > > > Then he threw another one at a passing-car doing 90mph... BULLS-EYE!! > > > > "I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself, "He has the perfect > > arm!" > > > > So he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. > > > > And the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl. > > > > The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football. > > > > And, then the coach asks him what he wants. > > > > All that the young man wants is to call his mother. > > > > "Mom!" he screams into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!" > > > > "I don't want to talk to you", the old Muslim woman says, "You are NOT my > > son!" > > > > "I don't think you understand, Mother", the young man pleads. "I've just > > won the greatest sporting event in the WORLD! I'm here among > > thousands of my adoring fans!!" > > > > "NO! Let me tell you!" his Mother sharply retorts. "At this very moment > > there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. > > Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week and > > I have to keep your sister in the the house so she doesn't get raped!" > > > > The old woman pauses, then tearfully says, "I will never, ever forgive you > > for making us move to Detroit!" Quote Link to comment
default_28 Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Well played miss. Quote Link to comment
Minnesota_husker Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 someone is trying to get a position.. nice job Roxy.. KEEP IT UP! THATS WHAT SHE SAID Quote Link to comment
WVhuskerXX Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 someone is trying to get a position.. nice job Roxy.. KEEP IT UP! THATS WHAT SHE SAID Quote Link to comment
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