Nebraska considers adding new sport

[knapplc]

I'm going to make a post in the BS lounge about Frisbee Golf so we don't derail this thread any further. It's important stuff, after all.

[TheCheshireCat]

They played it pretty close to the vest until this quote:

 

The turf will be installed by Turfus and Sons, a subsidiary of Vandalay Industries, which is the largest producer of the rubber material found underneath dangerous playground equipment.

 

"Partnering with LSU just makes sense," said Art Vandalay, the President and CEO of Vandalay Industries said. "We've been speaking on the virtues of colored turf for years at various conventions and we finally have the perfect partner in LSU. The field is going to be amazing. Although we have never done a project with our turf on anything more than municipal parks, we are confident that 'Tiger Turf' is going to be a staple of all collegiate athletic fields. The possibilities are endless. I see a future where grass will cease to exist."

 

That darned George Costanza.

[redout22]

I had a feeling this would be a joke right before I opened the thread.

[T_O_Bull]

“After that, there is only the roof to add to Memorial Stadium," Osborne said.

 

Blasphemey.

T_O_B

[Ringer02]

I just read "Nebraska considers adding a new sport". So the first thing I assumed was a Mens basketball team

[sarge87]

Uh....Collegiate Bass Fishing is a club sport.

Collegiate Bass Fishing Championships

 

National Guard FLW College Fishing

 

 

[huKSer]

Uh....Collegiate Bass Fishing is a club sport.

 

Why would anyone fish for bass guitars???