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Thanksgiving Poem ****WARNING!!!!**** DO NOT OPEN UNLESS YOU HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR


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linky linky loo - columbia daily tribune - joe walljasper

 

 

 

Over the river and through the wood,

 

To the Pelini house we go.

 

Bo will be cursing and Carl dispersing

 

Cameras to and fro

 

Over the river and through the wood,

 

Where the @#$% are the candied yams?

 

Stolen by Beebe or a corrupt referee,

 

Big Ten will spare us these Big 12 scams.

 

Over the river and through the wood,

 

Chancellor Perlman makes good sense.

 

He says anger management and a Depends undergarment

 

Will prevent sideline accidents.

 

Over the river and through the wood,

 

Is that Taylor Martinez’s helmet I spy?

 

He wears it at the table so he will be able

 

To deflect F-bombs flecked with pumpkin pie.

 

 

I thought this was pretty funny, but then again i have a good funny bone. :LOLtartar

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