Urban Dictionary

[rawhide]

Some of the things you people type make me resort to looking it up in that dictionary. Shocked, mortified and gettin' way to old for this sh#t stuff

 

 

The terms in there and their description sometime make me want to allow my esophagus to defy gravity. But it's like a car wreck ya just gotta keep looking my bad

 

 

GBR

[NUance]

I'm with ya rawhide. I just looked something in the Urban Dictionary up from another thread. It expanded my vocabulary. But not in a good way.

[GSG]

I like to check the new words every couple of days to see if something funny comes up. Keeps my "slang" fresh phresh

[Street Novelist]

Did you have something specific in mind?

[GSG]

I was pressing the random button today. Here's a few that I liked:

 

http://www.urbandict...rm=closet+horny

 

http://www.urbandict...m=purple +

 

http://www.urbandict...erm=urine+balls

 

 

Edited by Rawhide

[NUance]

Man, some of these are just crude.

[GSG]

I also suggest searching for your first name:

 

1. Garrett

 

One who exhibits etreme model like hottness and who drives the ladies crazy in bed

 

That guy is such a Garrett.

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=garrett

 

And that's just the first one. They get better

[rawhide]

People, people, people

 

 

Look at the definitions but leave them there don't bring them here; unless they are ones your mother or grandmother wouldn't be too offended reading.

[GM_Tood]

Anyone know how to fix a 'rusty trombone'?

[ADS]

I like to check the new words every couple of days to see if something funny comes up. Keeps my "slang" fresh

I think you mean "phresh" GSG.

[GSG]

I like to check the new words every couple of days to see if something funny comes up. Keeps my "slang" fresh

I think you mean "phresh" GSG.

 

Fixed it. +1 for calling my attention to my mistake

[rawhide]

What I truly like about that site is the T shirt commercials and thumbnails ingenious well some are specially the dna helicase classic

 

 

 

GBR

[GSG]

What I truly like about that site is the T shirt commercials and thumbnails ingenious well some are specially the dna helicase classic

 

 

 

GBR

 

The redhead? She looks even hotter when she's not making a goofy face. I looked her up one night and found these modeling sites she's on. Let me see if I still have them somewhere

[UGAHusker]

I always liked when I would visit my parents in Omaha and would pass Rose Blumkin Rd or Dr or whatever it was. My sister and I would always start laughing and my mom would get pissed and be like "she is a really famous/important local historical figure!" Blumpkin...hehe...

[HUSKER 37]

I also suggest searching for your first name:

 

1. Garrett

 

One who exhibits etreme model like hottness and who drives the ladies crazy in bed

 

That guy is such a Garrett.

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=garrett

 

And that's just the first one. They get better

 

 

I KNEW it!!! Mom and Dad wanted a girl!

 

(I told this huge UNL Tight End that shared the same first name as me that he had a girl's name).

 

 

 

A girl who is intelligent, yet silly. A girl who is cold on the outside, yet warm and cuddly on the inside. A girl who tell her friends everything, yet she has many secrets hidden. A girl who is a great friend, yet a worthy advesary if you are not a friend of hers. A girl who is extremely sweet and innocent, yet she kicks someone's ass when necessary.

 

but then it goes on to say:

 

Those with the name ----- tend to be kind people who enjoy music. They're great with making friends and usually have dark hair. Some are very attractive. They can be quiet at times but, given the chance to party... they will... Some have dry senses of humor and can be confused easily... that's part of the humor... -----s usually have a crooked smile. Many like to dance and just have a good time. Male -----s are totally and utterly attractive and absolutely love to "unleash the hound" and just dance it out till the sun comes up... and, if you're a ----- and reading this, you lucky dog... Female ----s are fun to be around and can be slightly tone-deaf... but all's good because they make up for it in attitude.

They only missed the part about being naked in a beanbag chair and eating cheetos.