slacker Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 New caption contest... Don't forget to vote for your favorite cap for the last one, Poll: Caption Contest XXXVIII Best caption gets a $3 Husker bucks! Rules and stuff here: Fark, Caption & Riddle Contests Quote Link to comment
hskrfannnwk Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Forget the ticket....here's my phone number. Quote Link to comment
benjibean1 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 yes officer my airbags did deploy after the accident. Quote Link to comment
Blackshirtsguru Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 "So ma'am, what are their names again? I mean what is your name again? Are you injured in anyway? I notice some swelling amongst your upper mid section. Was that caused by the steering wheel or seat belt?" Quote Link to comment
NamelessHusker Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Car Insurance $60 Speeding Ticket $200 Pretending to write a ticket and getting a hardon while staring at her breasts....PRICELESS Quote Link to comment
rocketlb Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Now I'm no sketch artist or anything.......But does that look about right? Quote Link to comment
huskerfaninbuckeyehell Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Here is a number for a good plastic surgeon if we could do something with that face you would be Hawwwwwwwwt! Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Lady, you missed the Thanksgiving Day parade by almost two months. Nice floats though Quote Link to comment
DJR313 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Her state ID card says she's retarded, BUT DEM TITTIES AIN'T RETARDED! Quote Link to comment
slacker Posted January 15, 2006 Author Share Posted January 15, 2006 Caption submitted, adding poll. Quote Link to comment
slacker Posted January 22, 2006 Author Share Posted January 22, 2006 WE HAVE A WINNER! CONGRATULATIONS Needwebnow! It was a tie in the end but Needwebnow posted first. Quote Link to comment
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