huskernumerouno Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 whatever happened to the guy that farted plums and treated mildly iced-covered concrete like a wet banana water slide? I have a scar on my face from that. But it's ok... chicks think I'm hardcore. Speaking of chicks... This weekend I was walking through the parking lot at South Point and was checking out this chick that walked past me and I ran into the back of a pick up. She had a very nice ass though. I WIN Quote Link to comment
ohiohusker Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 whatever happened to the guy that farted plums and treated mildly iced-covered concrete like a wet banana water slide? I have a scar on my face from that. But it's ok... chicks think I'm hardcore. Speaking of chicks... This weekend I was walking through the parking lot at South Point and was checking out this chick that walked past me and I ran into the back of a pick up. She had a very nice ass though. Awww.....drowning, that's so romantic! Quote Link to comment
Dundermifflinite Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 I have a scar on my face from that. But it's ok... chicks think I'm hardcore. Speaking of chicks... This weekend I was walking through the parking lot at South Point and was checking out this chick that walked past me and I ran into the back of a pick up. She had a very nice ass though. That reminds me of a time in college in the mid-90's. It was a warm fall day, and many a Theta and AOII were outside for some rush activities of some sort. As I walked with my head on a swivel across the street, I was met unabrutly by a parking meeting to the chest, which actually knocked me to my feet. In an attempt to make it look intentional, I quickly got up and began shadow boxing it. Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 I have a scar on my face from that. But it's ok... chicks think I'm hardcore. Speaking of chicks... This weekend I was walking through the parking lot at South Point and was checking out this chick that walked past me and I ran into the back of a pick up. She had a very nice ass though. That reminds me of a time in college in the mid-90's. It was a warm fall day, and many a Theta and AOII were outside for some rush activities of some sort. As I walked with my head on a swivel across the street, I was met unabrutly by a parking meeting to the chest, which actually knocked me to my feet. In an attempt to make it look intentional, I quickly got up and began shadow boxing it. Drowning would have tried humping the meter Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 whatever happened to the guy that farted plums and treated mildly iced-covered concrete like a wet banana water slide? I have a scar on my face from that. But it's ok... chicks think I'm hardcore. Speaking of chicks... This weekend I was walking through the parking lot at South Point and was checking out this chick that walked past me and I ran into the back of a pick up. She had a very nice ass though. Awww.....drowning, that's so romantic! Isn't it though? It's a shame. A little alcohol and poor judgment on her part could've led to something more. Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 whatever happened to the guy that farted plums and treated mildly iced-covered concrete like a wet banana water slide? I have a scar on my face from that. But it's ok... chicks think I'm hardcore. Speaking of chicks... This weekend I was walking through the parking lot at South Point and was checking out this chick that walked past me and I ran into the back of a pick up. She had a very nice ass though. Awww.....drowning, that's so romantic! Isn't it though? It's a shame. A little alcohol and poor judgment on her part could've led to something more. Yea with a little more alcohol she might have reached up your skirt. Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 whatever happened to the guy that farted plums and treated mildly iced-covered concrete like a wet banana water slide? I have a scar on my face from that. But it's ok... chicks think I'm hardcore. Speaking of chicks... This weekend I was walking through the parking lot at South Point and was checking out this chick that walked past me and I ran into the back of a pick up. She had a very nice ass though. Awww.....drowning, that's so romantic! Isn't it though? It's a shame. A little alcohol and poor judgment on her part could've led to something more. Yea with a little more alcohol she might have reached up your skirt. Quote Link to comment
Nicole Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Well, to respond to the "details" about cutting myself with glass, i dropped a salt shaker and it somehow managed to cut the inside of my pinky finger, today, i cut my other pinky finger... did i even mention i'm in school for culinary arts? yeah, I've burnt myself a few times too............heh... Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Well, to respond to the "details" about cutting myself with glass, i dropped a salt shaker and it somehow managed to cut the inside of my pinky finger, today, i cut my other pinky finger... did i even mention i'm in school for culinary arts? yeah, I've burnt myself a few times too............heh... You are special Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Well, to respond to the "details" about cutting myself with glass, i dropped a salt shaker and it somehow managed to cut the inside of my pinky finger, today, i cut my other pinky finger... did i even mention i'm in school for culinary arts? yeah, I've burnt myself a few times too............heh... You are special needs Fixed it for ya... Quote Link to comment
T_O_Bull Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Have you ever thought about being the salad chef? Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Yea with a little more alcohol she might have reached up your skirt. She didn't have to... I wasn't wearing a skirt... or pants. Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Yea with a little more alcohol she might have reached up your skirt. She didn't have to... I wasn't wearing a skirt... or panties. Sick bastard Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Well, to respond to the "details" about cutting myself with glass, i dropped a salt shaker and it somehow managed to cut the inside of my pinky finger, today, i cut my other pinky finger... did i even mention i'm in school for culinary arts? yeah, I've burnt myself a few times too............heh... You are special needs Fixed it for ya... Thanks Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Yea with a little more alcohol she might have reached up your skirt. She didn't have to... I wasn't wearing a skirt... or panties. Sick bastard I know... I'm a whore. Quote Link to comment
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