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A guy sits down to breakfast hungover again. His wife is obviously upset. "What's wrong dear?" he asks.

"I want a divorce" she replies.

"but why" he says

"You came home drunk again. I don't want you drinking anymore."

"Really, thats all. If that's what's bothering you I won't drink any more."

"oh honey, thats wonderful, I feel so much better. I'll stay."

"great,...hey if you go to the store later pick me up a 30 pack of Bud Light"

"I thought you said you weren't going drink anymore!?!?"

"I'm not, but with all your bitchin', I sure as hell aint drinking any less!!!"

GBR!!!

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