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  1. I AM FOOT FOOT

    deleted the facebook. what a buffet of stupidness its become.

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Facebook has always been f'ing stupid

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  2. Abdullah the Butcher

    Gentlemen, deer or pot pie for dinner?

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      venison, always.

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  3. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Tom Brady is a filthy dagum liar with great teeth. Seriously, the guy's smile is flawless

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      This sh#t is gold.

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  4. Abdullah the Butcher

    George Lucas, the creator of the sci-fi series explained that while he presented Disney with his ideas for what would happen next, "they came up to the decision that they didn’t really want to do those. So they made up their own.”

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Lucas created JarJar Binks. I think his time has passed for ideas.

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  5. Abdullah the Butcher

    A high school coach in suburban Atlanta is accused of biting another coach's face. An arrest warrant says South Cobb High School girls basketball coach Melonie Joyce Martin was standing about two inches from coach Tyrone Harris when authorities say she bit him in the eye and nose.

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Maybe he's into that kind of stuff

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  6. tschu

    The Patriots cheating??? Now I've seen everything!

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Actually Tschu, this isn't the first time they have cheated, I can't believe you didn't know that

       

       

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  7. Redux

    Went to my first Stars game Saturday, still cant believe they let Fargo come back like that.

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Sometimes you gotta show the hen who the rooster is.

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  8. Redux

    Went to my first Stars game Saturday, still cant believe they let Fargo come back like that.

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      You get drunk and Avery Moss some people?

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  9. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Drinking because i may lose my job and just rushed my kid to the ER all in one day. #fml #blahblah #personalstuffontheinternetisfun

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      For Marf, that was actually a sincere heart felt message.

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  10. The Dude

    Anyone know where I can find a recipe for a nice milk steak, boiled over hard?

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      My mouth is watering

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  11. maskershake

    Is this the new basketball thread?

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Count spittin knowledge.

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  12. tschu

    BOOOOM! *gives Abdullah the Butcher a technical*

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Reminded me of Karl Hess or Joey Crawford

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  13. Danny Bateman

    Good god, Joni Ernest makes me want to shoot a .44 Hand Cannon right next to my ears to put them out of their misery.

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Watch out, she knows how to castrate, I'm sure her poor husband could attest the poor bastard.

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  14. MLB 51

    My daughter bought me tickets to see Slayer. I raised that girl right.

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      I used to turn slayer on full blast right before I left for class in college to piss my room mates off while they were sleeping. Very effective way to make people hate you.

       

       

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  15. Count 'Bility

    In a white room with black circles...

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      I feel like theres so much I can teach count. Count, I would like to take you under my wing and teach you all about the world.

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  16. NUpolo8

    Ordered some new irons today, you guys.

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Where'd you buy them, the toilet store?

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  17. corncraze

    So internship is over in 3.5 weeks. Now scrambling for a job.

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Thats a four man job.

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  18. Count 'Bility

    In a white room with black circles...

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      You've never heard Cream before today?

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  19. Count 'Bility

    In a white room with black circles...

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      curtains?

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  20. corncraze

    So internship is over in 3.5 weeks. Now scrambling for a job.

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Get a job at Mcdonalds, Bo Pelini told me there was nothing wrong with that.

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  21. CheeseHusker

    Reading many positive things about Keith Williams.

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      He has a Yelp rating of 4.5/5 stars. Not too shabby.

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  22. CheeseHusker

    Reading many positive things about Keith Williams.

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Excellent relationship, he dated the Tulane chancellor for six years.

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  23. CheeseHusker

    Reading many positive things about Keith Williams.

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Hes reportedly never asked people online to send him money to fix his car.

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  24. CheeseHusker

    Reading many positive things about Keith Williams.

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      He saved an orphange full of kids from a fire and has hats made of solid gold.

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  25. ADS

    ADS

    Justin Bieber the next celeb to be roasted on Comedy Central.

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Roasting is supposed to be in jest, I think most people genuinely hate him.

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