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  1. ShawnWatson

    Just picked upsome ladies at Lane Bryant, its like fishing with dynamite!!

    1. Nebula

      Nebula

      I assume you didn't literally pick them up, though. You're 52 years old, Shawn. Take care of your back!

    2. huskerscott

      huskerscott

      Are you gonna go hangout at motherhood maternity tomorrow???

    3. BigRedPowerWagon

      BigRedPowerWagon

      You know those chicks put out.

  2. ShawnWatson

    I was innocently urinating at my favorite local Applebees when I looked up to see "why are you looking up here the real joke is in your hand". I commend the author's creativity but nonetheless I weeped over my chick fried chicken.

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      That ad is directed at me personally. I have a joke tattooed on my penis.

    3. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      must be a short joke

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Not when a hot girl reads it closely.

  3. ShawnWatson

    The Heisman ceremony is an event that must be treated with the upmost of dignity. Signed, Eric Crouch's silk shirt

  4. ShawnWatson

    I have used febreeze as my toothpaste, hair spray, and deodorant for the last week and I feel great.

    1. Excel

      Excel

      so you're like every teenager in America but instead of axe you use febreeze...nice

       

    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      have you drank it yet!?

  5. ShawnWatson

    I love Gayville, SD. Extra no homo.

    1. beanman

      beanman

      Ha! Stopped to take a picture of their sign about a decade ago when I was up there direction

    2. iLoveLamp

      iLoveLamp

      I bet that direction was straight in front of you

    3. I AM FOOT FOOT

      I AM FOOT FOOT

      haha i have friends that live there! the gas station has the best pie

       

  6. ShawnWatson

    Things got slightly artarded around here the past couple days.

  7. ShawnWatson

    I wonder if the Gumbel brothers have sleep overs and read books underneath their sleeping bags with flashlights? That would be pretty neat.

    1. ADS

      ADS

      Gumbel to Gumbel: Beach Justice.

  8. ShawnWatson

    Man Syracuse is a really good team it would be a huge accomplishment to beat them.

  9. ShawnWatson

    Did anybody see that pitcher pitch that ball last night, as well as that batter bat the ball? There was also a catch made with that glove. Oh man.

  10. ShawnWatson

    My eyes are bleeding from the board's new font.

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    2. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      IE7

    3. Scarlet Overkill

      Scarlet Overkill

      will never use IE for anything I don't have to -- on either Chrome, or Firefox, and no problems with either.

    4. Scarlet Overkill

      Scarlet Overkill

      will never use IE for anything I don't have to -- on either Chrome, or Firefox, and no problems with either.

  11. ShawnWatson

    Using a key to gouge expletives in another's vehicle is a sign of trust and friendship

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    2. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      and I to you NUance, and I to you

    3. Roark

      Roark

      Some would say the Earth is our moon... But that would belittle the name of our moon... Which is "The Moon."

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Ha ha! Go at it, Shawn Watson. Some guy totaled my car out about a month ago. He passed out at the wheel, crossed the centerline and crashed into me.

  12. ShawnWatson

    Boones farm with some mescaline in it. MMMM MM.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Same as your NU coaching days, huh?

  13. ShawnWatson

    Anyone ever owned a spider monkey? I am pretty much set on this purchase.

    1. Marf

      Marf

      Wallaby>Spider Monkey.

       

      That is my next pet purchase. without a doubt.

    2. Mike Mcdee

      Mike Mcdee

      Just don't give it any Mountain Dew. If you do, what will it go at Grandpa Chip like?

  14. ShawnWatson

    TuffTiger is BACK

  15. ShawnWatson

    Just found another horcrux.

  16. ShawnWatson

    BARK TWICE IF YOU'RE IN CLEVELAND!

  17. ShawnWatson

    hey yall things are great down in Kentucky we got one of those Joes crab shacks!

    1. Ratt Mhule

      Ratt Mhule

      YES! I love you Shawn Watson! Check out your thread in the woodeshed

    2. ADS

      ADS

      How are your QB's doin Shawn??

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