Ran distance events in track and wrestled varsity in high school. Ran cross country in college. Learned the game of basketball in intramural at college and played many basketball tournaments, city leagues and noon ball at the local YMCA till I was 65. Started running sprints at seniors meets around the country about 9 years ago. I have 7 grandkids that I love dearly.
My thinking is that I don't want a former coach, who wants to be a comedian, who isn't funny, trying to bring humor to an important game like this. Save it for the "Directional State vs Sisters of the Poor."