Kiyoat Husker

Thought he slept with a student or something like that.

HC OC DC

I don't know, NUance. Not feelin this one. Unless someone hits this thread with something special, I think you might just have to "pull our blackshirts" and start over or something. We can't allow this contest to gravitate to mediocrity.

Are you guys having fun?! I mean, I wanna do everything in my power to get you in the right f#cking mental mindset to win football games! Paps, can you F@cking hear me?! I mean, let's get crazy! Somebody get off their @ss an order some m^th@rF#ckin Jimmy Johns! I'm not pointin' the thumb, I'm pointin' the finger! Order it!

Nailed it. Don't need to see any more. You win. This MAY have looked better due to the easy opponent (photo), but Your execution was flawless. Nice play call.

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Great! I made the thread, but don't know how to do a status update on here.

Ok, people. Re-starting the Caption Contest with my own rules. The only prize will be a sense of satisfaction and the kind of fame that can only be found on an anonymous message board! I will start with a photo. Posters will have a chance to provide funny captions for a while. (a few hours to a few days, whatever I decide) Then I will choose a winner. The winner will be obliged but not obligated to start a new thread with a new photo. They will then be the judge of the next winner. Etc, etc. That's it. Deal with it. Here goes:

Thanks, Zoogies. Where should I post them (not planning to give prizes or anything)? Just in the Contest Crib as a new topic?

I AM SO PROUD... but seriously, if Nebraska can't take shots at Texass on the field anymore, I'm glad the Clones can. Tailgating is awesome at the Jack. Too bad I don't get down there anymore.

What ever happened to the caption contests and Fark contests that used to be on this board? I used to frequent the board back in 05 06 and 07, then stopped for a few years. I remember those threads providing some laughs and a creative outlet for the photoshop-minded posters. (question posed to whomever wants to answer)

This guy would be a good cultural fit, I think:

So, like. Cry it out?

Didn't Pork Chop have a turf toe injury in his senior year? He kept playing and did OK, but I'm sure he was risking a lot in terms of it never healing.

Was wondering when someone was going to bring this up. I am more of a "ball watcher" than someone that can identify good line play. I had assumed that with a productive offense it would point to the O-line being more productive as well, but there hasn't been much discussion as such. Could be a whole 'nother thread, but I am curious if you think the line has reached a milestone here?

Just wanted to get a consensus on people's opinion after the SDSU game.

Thanks for that vid! The kid has skills, no doubt. I realize it is a HS game, but seeing him call his own number so often makes me wonder if he still needs to go through the process that TM went through. Realizing that you have lots of offensive weapons you can distribute to, and don't have to be superman all the time. I'm sure that is a process for many college QB's. I hope he doesn't get a big injury to learn that, tho. SDSU would be a perfect start for him.

I only want to see plays that work!

And cheer as the winners go by...

as long as they don't do touchdown dances like a male gymnast:

Cotton Bowl 07 Callahan vs Tuberville L 14-17

Both teams will be better. SD might make the bigger jump up, but that isn't saying much unfortunately. We have tripped up the Jacks in the past due to the rivalry game dynamics, so it could be a good game. We will have them at home in the dome...

\ found along the road to B1Gger games