Slow yer Roll

You guys smartassery allways makes me laugh. I see quite a few memes here that are new to me. This is the thread to corall them all in one place. This the first one that made me laugh today.

Thanks. Its appreciated.

Yes ! Thank you. Its like you could read my mind. You get me. Thank you.

The road goes on forever and the party never ends!

Who knew reality was such kryptonite? I thought about signing up as : The Church of the Painful Truth. Or Ed the Cart Chasing Horse Or KOD - King of Dillusionatti Or Grampa Fun Smasher But Slow yer Roll was the right fit for this team.

Let's string two games together first.

How bout we don't let BC boat race us first? Did you guys not learn anything from the last 9 months?

You overestimate my fluency in modern media. Plus if I had time to figure that out I could just watch the game.

It would be cool to get off work and be able to check out some of the more important plays of the game . The game day thread, and what did we learn threads make you separate a lot chaff to find the wheat, and then you gotta sort off the lunatic fringe , a clips thread would be great.

Koolaide Poisoning is the life blood of fan boards.

Such as?

Which game do you think the network sends it trainees to? The Marquee prime time game, or the one they wish they could get out of?

Karma doesn't care, just let go . Prostate yourself- thank her for having a team. You know there's starving Ethiopians that would give their left nut to have a team to love and cherish and pet the wrong way. Karma' not giving an inch till the fans are broke of their entitled ways, and grateful for a team to love unconditionally. I love my team , what can I do to help?

"Love's the only thing that ever saved my life". -Sturgil Simpson There's a huge unpaid karma bill that has be cleaned up before the football God's will let this team have an inch. Big Red fanatics from all over the world have been insufferable asses for 40+ years. And who cares what you say, we'll beat you by 30. Now the gods are like an old man in waders with a surf rod dangling relevance in front of a bunch a spoiled brats. To exorcise this smelly ol' demon, all husker honks, everywhere, are going to have to just let go. Just let go, and love your team unconditionally. Thensay this three times: "It don't matter- we love youse guys- what can we do to help?" Three times!! And invite a Texan to Thanksgiving Dinner so the keepers of awesome know your serious. That will rid us of any curse's and make it all ok again.