Lighten up Francis.
HuskerRob, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it. I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon. An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant NUpolo8 is always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Sergeant NUpolo8.
Chicks dig me. Because I rarely wear undewear, and when I do, its usually something provocative.
and i'm certainly not going to take you or your luggage to the airport