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CornHOLIO

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  1. Ducks are nasty. Doves, however, are the filet mignon of the sky. My grandpa calls dove "sky carp" I had no idea you could eat pigeons I Might have to put this picture next to my car every time I wash it.
  2. What's a nutritionist reading this thread for?
  3. What?? It's just a fat girl climbing on a statue. It's funny because she's fat. / yeah, that's it. lol I thought it was Kid Rock
  4. I realize this is probably stuff Jimi didn't intend for release...but....It's still probably better than almost anything else being released these days. It's interesting to see where he was trying to go in the future by delving into more jazz
  5. I'd want to throw javelins at them
  6. I remember the first time I ran a 5.0 / 40 just before my Sr. Yr of Highschool. I'd just run a 5.1 something and took a lot of time waiting for the assistant coach to figure out the stopwatch, and figured part of the reason I'd gotten 5.0 was it was starting to get dark and I don't think the coach actually saw me take off. Last time I tried running that far, I almost ripped my hamstring and rolled most of the way there with a mouthfull of turf. Almost got lapped by my dog.
  7. This. No one on Huskerboard is going to beat Rex Burkhead in a 40. Double this! I've been known to take a shortcut in the 40
  8. Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odour. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

  9. I believe in spirituality, I believe in myself, and I have a moral compass, but I don't need some dude who got nailed to a cross to save me, I can do that myself, just fine.. But organized religion, and christianity is one of the most destructive organizations on the planet. For a group that bases itself on "love", its sure easy to kill some body or belittle them if they don't agree with you. Christianity forces itself upon those who do not share the same belief structures or simply do not care. Yeah, sadly I agree with much of what you've said. (Probably not the part about being one of the most destructive organizations on the planet. LOL) In my post above I was just trying to mention what some people have the great good fortune to experience. If you can believe that--that some Christians experience the Holy Spirit--it might help explain why some Christians are so vehement in their convictions. It might also might help explain why Christianity hasn't died out over the past two thousand years. I've actually had one of those Holy Spirit encounters. Enough to feel a surprising "Deja Vu" thing while attempting to read some of the new testament and be able to pick out the inaccuracies. Still, I cannot rule out the possibility that God is both man made and also can exist through some sort of time warp.
  10. Any chance that the cop was a soccer player? (and took a flop)
  11. 1. P.O.Pears 2. Sweep Left 3. Sidetrack 4. The Night Before 5. Stooges 6. Horsefeathers (Just kidding, but I do need to get back to Lincoln sometime this millenium)
  12. Can't help but wonder what kind of score the Russian judge gave on the dismount.
  13. After helping a former teammate with his "remedial" Math for his Business Major, I assumed all the courses were this easy. And have been kicking myself ever since after having really dumb people in charge of all the places I've worked over the years, and making much more $$ than me.
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