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wow. go maher go.

that was the meanest, ugliest first down i've ever seen

i'm hoping and praying that nebraska finds their mojo in this game. also, these alt uniforms look like ass. that is all for now.

[sCENE: Crowded Tom Osborne Field, Memorial Stadium] ESPN REPORTER: Taylor, you were amazing today. So much so, I am actually considering being the mother of your children. MARTINEZ: Uh... you're a dude. REPORTER: Don't mock my dreams, Taylor! You passed for 354 yards with no interceptions. What happened to all of your suck from last year? MARTINEZ: Ha-Ha! I gave my suck to Brett Maher. REPORTER: Ha-Ha! MARTINEZ: No, seriously: he has my suck. All of it. [MAHER PASSES BEHIND MARTINEZ] MAHER: Screw you, Martinez! MARTINEZ: Man-up, Nancy! REPORTER: So... was there anything else you did during the off-season? MARTINEZ: Lots, actually. I worked on my technique with Coach Steve Calhoun, attended the Manning Quarterback Camp... REPORTER: Uh-huh... MARTINEZ: ... and when none of that worked, I sold my soul to the Devil. REPORTER: Right. And... wait, whut..? MARTINEZ: Yeah, Beelzebub offered me a sweet deal with a pro option. REPORTER: ... uh... MARTINEZ: I figured I really wasn't using it, so why not? REPORTER: .... [MARTINEZ'S EYE GLOW RED AND HIS VOICE CHANGES] MARTINEZ: And really, what has your Messiah done for you lately? [COACH RON BROWN WALKS PASS THE INTERVIEW] REPORTER: Coach Brown, did you know about Taylor's pact with the Lord of Darkness? BROWN: Yes, I disapprove of Taylor's contract with the Master of Lies... but little brother was rockin' it like a boss today, tho. 354 yards? Crazy! MARTINEZ: Hail, Satan! BROWN: Yeah, that's not gonna happen. [COACH RON BROWN WALKS AWAY, MARTINEZ SHRUGS] REPORTER: Uh... anything you want to say in closing, Taylor? MARTINEZ: AS FORETOLD BY THE HELL SPAWN SWITZER THE SOONER, THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT SHALL FLOW IN THE STREETS AS WATER, THE SKY WILL RAIN BRIMSTONE AND NEBRASKA SHALL BE BIG TEN CHAMPIONS. REPORTER: ... really? MARTINEZ: ... LEGENDS RUNNER-UP, MINIMUM. REPORTER: Thanks, Taylor. Let's send it back to Sport Center..!

they just talked about how the blackshirts worked with special forces people on the off season, doing drills and exercises to build camaraderie. so there's a high level of trust between players now. unfortunately none of them remember how to tackle.

one part martinez getting good, one part receivers not dropping passes. and this is a decent defense that the huskers are playing against today. there is hope for the future. btw, abdullah is a little beast.

did martinez sell his soul for passing skill in the off season?

what the hell is up with maher.

right now, our D is looking positively cosgrovian.

from what i'm seeing RIGHT NOW... if the blackshirts actually start playing like blackshirts, big red should have a pretty good year. dunno what's up with maher, tho...

to paraphrase 'happy gilmore,' "uh-oh... taylor learned how to paaaaaaasssss..!"

it's scarlet and cream, kids: black has no business on a true cornhusker game day uniform. NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!

great point. we just missed a prime opportunity to restore our greatest rivalry. not to mention, the buffalo (i.e. american bison, tatanka) is my favorite animal. i know: that's not how you spell 'Oklahoma'.

roger that on Mass Effect 3. i played ME 1 into the ground and i as meh on ME 2. but ME 3 has pretty much everything i could have wanted out of the series. i like had a bazillion ME1 saves on my 360, but i didn't have one tailored to the romance story wanted to go with (Tali). so i powered thru ME1, accidentally got romantic with Ashley and then accidentally on purpose killed her with a nuclear bomb. oops. but other than that, my shepard was a complete boy scout. in my spare time, it was a week to beat ME 1. i played thru ME 2 in another week and started as soon as i finished ME 1. first time around i was meh on it, but on reflection it wasn't that bad. the massive change in mechanics left me cold, but i got used to it. romanced Tali (for want ever that was worth), saved my entire squad by my crew of Cerberus red shirts got turned into reaper spread. i'll probably go replay it again to see if i can save the entire ship crew plus my squad, but that's later. ME 3? it fukkin delivers. especially the Tali romance and the conclusion of the geth/quarian conflict. this weekend i plowed thru twenty hours of game play and it's been pretty awesome. only two things kinda ticked me off... 1. couldn't import my Shepard image (wtf, bioware? how does THAT not get picked up in beat testing) 2. the final big reveal of what Tali *really* looks like under the hood is a photoshopped stock image from the internets. way to under achieve there, bioware. other than that, it's been a sweet ride.

three cheers for evanston, wy! porn, booze and fireworks (these are a few of my favorite things!) just over the board for the poor, deprived residents of utah.

to be honest, i would have preferred the game to have been offline, single player like the original KOTOR. that being said, bioware really out did themselves with this game and that's saying something. they put a LOT of time into building story lines for each of the classes and everything just seams to flow silky smooth. right now i'm playing as a light side sith, which of course sounds completely counter-intuitive and you'd think that the game play would be lacking. it's not. in fact, it's absolutely amusing how citizens of the sith empire and jedis react to a character that should be evil incarnate but is actually a pretty cool dude. case in point, SPOILERS one of the missions you run as a sith acolyte you and a group of prospective apprentices are supposed to gather shards from mosaics located in three separate sith tombs. failure is not an option: if you show up without the shards, master basras will kill you. you get the shards, head back to basras and you're ambushed by one of the acolytes who failed to enter the tombs but figured he'd just kill you and take yours (sith logic, natch). you beat him and are presented with a couple of choices, one of them is giving him your shards and then re-running the tombs again. you gain light side point for that. later basras finds out that your would-be assassin pussed-out and just accepted the gift from you (real sith either do it or take it, nothing in between). the assassins fate is in your hands. if you say spare him so he can serve the empire further, you get more light points and the assassin is sent to the jails to be trained as a keeper. final mission as an acolyte, the main villain of the initial arc tries to take you out before you get your light sabre but is foiled by the OTHER acolyte that you helped earlier. ultimately, the acolyte you spared gives his life protecting YOU. /SPOILERS. that whole scenario unfolded in a way that didn't feel clunky at all. and the farther i play, the more interesting it gets.

Which server homie? I"m on Krayt Dragon. Space Slug. yah, they ran outta names and were just making things up as they went. look for Hatur on the Sith. Uri-wan on the Jedi side.

been playing the old republic. lightside sith juggernaught is how i roll.

that's some bold sh#t right there. god bless ya buddy!

no.

yay we get the whatevah trophy!

sure, throw the flag. you know you want to...

thru determination and officiating help, iowa get on the board.