Ugh. I thought I couldn't hate this topic more.
Then I saw that bouncing boob photo. No, that's not why I hate the topic more. It didn't bother me. But it made me decide that I would find a sexy man gif to post here for my own amusement. I've now spent the last ten minutes looking for one and I hate you all because they are just terrible.
I mean, WTF? Nobody ever wants to look at this. This isn't even the worst one!
His nipple rings are glittering!