A Marines point of view

[huskernumerouno]

A MAN WITH COMMON SENSE AND AN ABILITY TO COMMUNICATE IS A RARITY INDEED!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Subject: Lee Ermey For the few of you, who missed him, R. Lee Ermey is

the host of The History Channel's "Mail Call" and played the Drill

Instructor in the movie, "Full Metal Jacket." He is a retired Marine

Gunnery Sergeant and a very plain speaker, as you will soon read. So,

for your entertainment, here is Retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee

Ermey at his first press conference. The main topic of discussion is the

Marine in Iraq who shot the Iraq insurgent to death.

 

We pick up as the reporter asks about how this potential war crime will

affect our image in the world: Ermey: "WHAT KIND OF A PANSY-ASSED

QUESTION IS THAT?"

 

Reporter 1: "Well I think...."

 

Ermey: "THINK, FANCY BOY?! GET THIS THROUGH THAT SEPTIC TANK ON TOP OF

YOUR SHOULDERS, MORON: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK, DO YOU

UNDERSTAND ME??? THAT MARINE SHOT AN ENEMY COMBATANT, SHITHEAD; SO GET

YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND DEAL WITH IT BEFORE I MAKE YOU MY OWN

PERSONAL PIN CUSHION!!! NEXT QUESTION: YOU IN THE BLUE SUIT."

 

Reporter 2: Don't you think that the world's opinion of our operations

is important?

 

Ermey: "OH SURE! YOU DON'T KNOW THE TIMES I HAVE CRIED MYSELF TO SLEEP

WORRYING ABOUT WHAT SOME GODDAMNED FRENCH PANSY THINKS! OH THE DAYS I

HAVE HAD TO WEEP BECAUSE SOME sh#t EATING TERRORIST SCUMBAG MIGHT BE MAD

AT US, BECAUSE WE WENT INTO WHATEVER GOD FOR- SAKEN HOLE IN THE sh#t

THAT HE LIVES IN AND KILLED HIM. WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DUMBASS QUESTION

IS THAT YOU PETER-PUFFING JACKASS?? WE ARE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,

AND WHEN YOU ATTACK US, WE ARE GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BLOW YOUR

STINKING CAMEL-LICKING CARCASS INTO PIECES SO SMALL WE WILL BE ABLE TO

BURY YOUR SORRY ASS IN A THIMBLE!! YEAH, I KNOW WHAT T YOU ARE THINKING.

YOU ARE PROB- ABLY AFRAID, THINKING THAT I HAVE SUCH AN "EXTREME"

ATTITUDE AND THAT I NEED TO BE MORE "SENSITIVE" TO OTHER PEOPLE'S

FEELINGS. WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING YOU POLE-SMOKING PANSY! I DON'T

GIVE TWO sh#ts WHAT YOU OR ANYBODY ELSE THINKS! THIS IS A DAMN WAR, AND

IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT, THEN YOU SHOULD GO HOME AND SUCK ON MAMMA'S

TIT!! DO YOU HEAR ME YOU RUNT?? NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY PRESS ROOM

BEFORE I GO CRAZY AND BEAT THE LIVING sh#t OUT OF YOU!!! NEXT QUESTION:

YOU WITH THE UGLY-ASSED TIE. LOOK AT THAT THING! IT IS HIDEOUS!"

 

Reporter 3: "Aren't you going against the freedom of the press by.."

 

Ermey: "FREEDOM?? WHAT IN BLUE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FREEDOM? I HAVE

SWEATED MY ASS OFF IN JUNGLES, WHILE BEING SHOT AT FOR THIS NATION!!

WHAT IN THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE YOU LITTLE sh#t-SUCKING WEASEL? WHEN WAS

THE LAST TIME YOU PUT YOUR ASS ON THE LINE FOR ANYTHING? AND YET YOU

HAVE THE UNMITIGATED TEMERITY TO SHOW UP HERE AND MONDAY-MORNING

QUARTERBACK THE ACTIONS OF A BRAVE MARINE, WHO WAS DEFENDING HIMSELF AND

HIS UNIT FROM AN ATTACK BY SOME MURDEROUS AL- QUEDA SYMPATHIZER!!! YOU

WANNA KNOW WHAT I AM CONCERNED ABOUT, NUMB- NUTS? I AM CONCERNED ABOUT A

BUNCH OF GRABASSTIC, ORGANIZED MORONS WITH CAMERAS AND MICROPHONES DOING

THEIR BEST TO PORTRAY OUR BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN AS WAR CRIMINALS! I AM

CONCERNED ABOUT CHICKEN-sh#t PANSIES THAT WANT US TO NEGOTIATE WITH

TERRORISTS AND WHINE ABOUT THEIR PISS-ANT "FREEDOMS"!!"

 

Reporter 3: "I ..."

 

Ermey: "DID YOU HAVE A BIG BOWL OF STUPID FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING,

NUMBNUTS? I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD OUT OF THAT COMMIE CRY HOLE

IN THAT sh#t-PILE YOU CALL A HEAD! AND THAT GOES TRIPLE FOR THE REST OF

YOU PANSY-ASSED MORONS! NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY PRESS ROOM BEFORE I

SHOVE MY BOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU CHOKE TO DEATH ON MY

SHOELACES!!!!"

 

Marine DI's have a language all their own. God bless them all!

[Chef K]

LMAO in the movie "Saving Silverman" at Ermey's role as the football coach. Though the hardest thing he problably ever had to do was plant his lips on Jack Black.

[BIGREDIOWAN]

That's great!!!!

[MCAT800]

Very nice!!!!!

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

God I love that guy.

[HuskerNCo]

We watch him on Discovery all the time...!!!Love it!

[NU fan in Denver]

Great use of language!!! LMAO so hard at work I had to get up and leave the room to regain my composure. That was hilarious.

[pigsonthewing]

he is my hero.