Blackshirtsguru Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Sam Keller gave Mona Lisa that smile! Quote Link to comment
Landlord Posted August 9, 2007 Author Share Posted August 9, 2007 I wondered when this would weasel it's way over here from Facebook. They've got one of these on Facebook? Link please... Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Drowning's girlfriend says that Sam Keller is NOT hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Sam Keller That two-timing [CENSORED]!!!! Sam Keller can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. Quote Link to comment
Landlord Posted August 9, 2007 Author Share Posted August 9, 2007 You can not call no joust against Sam Keller. Quote Link to comment
pigsonthewing Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a pass from Sam Keller. Quote Link to comment
tattooedhusker Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Sam Keller has the heart of a child...he keeps it in a knight rider lunch box under his bed Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Sam Keller doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks. Quote Link to comment
Always a husker Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Sam Keller is the only person in the world who is able to destroy a car by throwing a foam cup at it. His best throw happened in a Lincoln parking garage where he threw a foam cup 487 MPH at a Honda Civic (One of the safest cars and has one of the best crash ratings in the world.) resulting in total demolition with the only remaining working part was the flip down close hanger. Quote Link to comment
pigsonthewing Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Sam Keller can blow bubbles with beef jerky. Quote Link to comment
skersOVRsc Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Sam Keller is the only person in the world who is able to destroy a car by throwing a foam cup at it. His best throw happened in a Lincoln parking garage where he threw a foam cup 487 MPH at a Honda Civic (One of the safest cars and has one of the best crash ratings in the world.) resulting in total demolition with the only remaining working part was the flip down close hanger. You mean clothes hanger? Quote Link to comment
skersOVRsc Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Sam Keller $hits sunshine. Quote Link to comment
Always a husker Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Sam Keller is the only person in the world who is able to destroy a car by throwing a foam cup at it. His best throw happened in a Lincoln parking garage where he threw a foam cup 487 MPH at a Honda Civic (One of the safest cars and has one of the best crash ratings in the world.) resulting in total demolition with the only remaining working part was the flip down close hanger. You mean clothes hanger? Ya Quote Link to comment
OmahaPoohBear Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Sam Keller was the backup at ASU before quitting on them. Oh wait, that's true............. Quote Link to comment
HuskersNow Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Sam Keller was the backup at ASU before quitting on them. Oh wait, that's true............. It's more like ASU quit on Sam Keller. Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Sam Keller was the backup at ASU before quitting on them. Oh wait, that's true............. i guess you are wanting him to quit on the Huskers also? i love reading your positive, well thought, insightful posts Quote Link to comment
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